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	The Eyes What direction? by janderson_lee
	Lame Pun: New Sweater One Size Fits All by blackaavar
	Out of This World Romance No. I'm just green. Also by chantili_doce by hopeandjoy
	Sloth Day - A Pun So Evil It's almost unthinkable... by eenlee
	Fishing Tales Answering the #1 question of the reason we have so much junk in our Safety Deposit Boxes! by x_mystichorse_x
	Always a basic petpet That moment when your petpet has a really nice default color... by arijuka
	NeoPaper: Friendly Battledome Match Next up in the BD, the most exciting sparring match! by mbredboy31
	Agh! The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity wishes he could be left alone for a couple hours to nap! by draggi_pi2
	Desert Arms Talk about misleading! by pafriskus
	The Downside of Games: Kass Basher This game is not environmentally friendly. Also by o_babypet4me_o by bittersweet52
	Last at the Training School zzzzzzzzzz by kazemas
	The History of the Neopian Times Slorg Who knew a slorg would love a crayon so much? by tokyocathy
	What do you want to be when you grow up? Sometimes, you CAN get what you want. by truebrony

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"Like, Totally Goth" by downrightdude
Scary place her hands on her hips. “What’s your point?” “Those who place value on material goods have destroyed the spirit of Christmas,” said Gerald. (Well your atrocious attire is destroying my eyesight), Scary thought. Despite the clothing, however, there was something about Gerald she couldn't help but feel connected to. “So...what are you interested in? Music?” Gerald nodded. “Have you heard the newest Jazzmosis album? It rocks.” “You like Jazzmosis too?” Scary gasped. “No way! All my other wannabe friends prefer Yes Boy Ice Cream over Jazzmosis–though I personally like them both.” “At least Jazzmosis write their own songs,” Gerald countered. “Those boy band Shoyrus can’t even play instruments.” The longer she and Gerald talked–discussing music genres and their hatred for the color pink–the closer Scary felt towards this ‘Goth dude’. Despite his distaste for boy bands, Gerald felt like somebody she could bind with and actually (enjoy) the company of, too. (Maybe this n00b isn’t as bad as I thought,) Scary mused. (He definitely has more interesting taste than Sparkles!)

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Balthazar Reborn
As soon as his breaths had turned into the gentle wheezes of dreamers, I knew it was time. The moon bore witness to my fleeting figure, noting without emotion my attempts to keep as quiet as I could as I tiptoed out of the room. It saw me find what I was looking for, and offered a handful of moonbeams to aid my inspections. I accepted them, though they turned out to be unnecessary. I’d already known it’d be perfect.

by sampleneopian

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A Priceless Gem
She sighed. But l can't live my life in fear of talking to people! Mother wants me to take the throne someday, but how can I rule over a town if I'm forbidden from getting to know anyone? She looked back, where Crystalluxe was watching Lillille in confusion from her bedroom door. Maybe it's time…

by winter_pony4

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How To Celebrate Sloth Day
As we all know, the 14th day of Sleeping is dedicated to the greatest, most evilest (and handsomest!) villain in all of Neopia – the great Dr. Sloth! With thousands of forced Grundo minions and crazed fans, what can YOU do to set yourself apart and celebrate this devilishly good-looking evil scientist?

by butterflybandage

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So You Lost it All On the Wheel of Extravagance
All you wanted was some exotic fruits or bread to spice up dinner; one minute you’re making a beeline for Qasalan Delights, telling yourself, out loud, over and over, this time he isn’t going to get you - and the very next thing you know, you’re letting go of the side of the wheel, chanting BIG MONEY BIG MONEY as it spins before you, that darn Tonu laughing at your naivete as he greedily counts a bag full of your hard-earned neopoints, more than you should even be carrying in the first place.

by rhosymedre

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Southward Bound: Part Two
"I’ve always heard rumours that he’d had a secret base at the South Pole, but I never dreamed they were real!” said Osa. “This is not good. There’s no way we could take on a whole Sloth base by ourselves!” said Brynn.

by kaioti

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Nonlinear Companions: Dawn: Part Seven
As we approached the Happy Valley exit of the Ice caves, I could see the snow violently swirling round in little concentric circles. The sky had become a deep grey and the few neopets that were outside, were being tossed about like ragdolls in the wind.

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