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TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Six

TIP SIX: SOME FRIENDS ARE CUCKOO BANANAS!

by downrightdude
Of Silence: Signed and Sealed:Part Two

(Kanrik, 5:21am)

      Alright, if this is some sort of prank, it's not a very funny one.

      You've always been stupidly cryptic, but this is taking things just a bit too far. You can't even write your own signature correctly anymore?

by werelupecookies

 
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"The "True" Story of the Vanishing Pound" by supergirl1057
As far as Dr. Death and Rose could tell, the entire incident must have been in the works since before the fall of Faerieland. They estimated over five hundred pound pets were involved in the greatest accident anyone could remember in all of the pound’s history. Some called it the worst thing to happen since the conversion, others touted it as the largest practical joke in Neopian history to date. I could go on and on explaining how what happen changed the course of time and made it into the history books. But that wouldn’t answer the real question you’re all wondering, which is how a mild mannered Red Kyrii like me ended up sitting in front of Dr. Death being blamed for the entire debacle. Well I can assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I had nothing to do with it at all. If I’m lying may Fyora kick me out of Neopia and force me to restart my life on Kreludor in a Grundo costume working in the Virtupets mines for all eternity. My owner given name is pretty pointless, it’s got no real meaning and no real consideration, but most of the pets in the pound called me Sweetie. I was part of the large collective of pets that were considered "stuck" in the pound. Thanks to some great workings of cosmic forces, I did not get a chance to be noticed by owners. I didn’t even show up on most of their radars, which is a shame for them, honestly. Everyone should be excited to meet me, I’m a downright joy.




Other Stories


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The "True" Story of the Vanishing Pound
Sweetie claims she knows the truth about the pound vanishing...do YOU believe her?

by supergirl1057

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A Humble Foot Soldier
This story is meant to show the battle from the perspective of my pet Isabell while in TWR army.

by princessnath_95

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Caring for Your Grey Pet
“Why would I ever want a pet that is always sad?”

This has been a longstanding question for many pet owners around Neopia. Over time, many myths surrounding grey neopets and their behaviour have surfaced. But how many are true?

by brekln


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My findings on Alien Aishas
One of my favorite things to do in Neopia is spend some time playing Assignment 53. When I gather up a bag full of NP my pet and I will head down to the arcade and spend hours trying to get the high score. (were still working on it). It got me to thinking who were these characters in the game? Were they real Neopians? I decided to do some research on these Aliens and I am going to share with you some of my findings.

by asparagushead

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Bad (amazing) Quiggle Joke
(face palm)

This is a collab with the user Gromits.

by rowdy420


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Scary Tree Scary Tree
So like...

by kaddisti



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