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Orlitz and the Geraptiku Scandal: Part One

"What a day," she thought contently as a pair of giggling youngsters hurried past her. Orlitz had finally achieved her dream job—being a field reporter for the Neopian Times, and was flustered by the fact that she could now tackle her very first reporting assignment for the major newspaper...

by josephinefarine
 
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"Rainy Days" by melina322
The rain pounded hard against the window, the frigid wind howling through the beating of the raindrops. A bored Baby Kougra stared out, imaging the scene within cascaded in sunlight, rather than sheets of relentless rain. He sighed disappointedly, foreseeing a long uneventful day ahead. He heard...




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