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Quiz: What Cheese Are You?
We all know the drill. You should be pricing your shop stock, cleaning out your inventory, or playing Pyramids to earn that elusive trophy. Instead, you're wasting time reading the Neoboards, browsing articles in the Neopian Times, hanging around the Art Gallery - anything to put off your chores. And then you spot it - the perfect time-waster! It's a quiz called... what cheese are you?!
Keep track of your answers by writing down the letters on a piece of paper!
1. Let's start with an introduction, so we can get to know each other. Which of these statements would you say best describes your personality?
a. I'm cute and cuddly, and I just want to be loved.
b. I hate everyone. I'm deeply evil.
c. I'm pretty laid-back, but I have a schedule that I stick to.
d. I'm a risk-taker, a real fire-starter! You'd better watch out!
e. I'm cool as a cucumber, but I hate cucumber. I'm also very clean.
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 Leave Room for the Impossible
Eliss hung the "closed" sign on the shop door, relieved the day was finally over. She was an assistant at the only furniture store in Tyrannia, and had been for as long as she could remember. It was boring, tedious work, but it allowed Ellis and her owner to decorate their Neohome for free, which she wasn't complaining about.
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