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A Helpful List of Valentine's Gifts

This is a great time to show all kinds of people how much you care. But what if you're unsure about what to send?

by shakinheadtotoe
The Best Gifts for YOUR Valentine!

Sure, a diamond lasts forever, but chocolate makes you feel great now.

Also by knucklestheechidna52

by pretty_feet

Obsessive Sloth Disorder – A Warning to Gamers!

What exactly is Obsessive Sloth Disorder? Well, it seems to infect people who play the game Splat-A-Sloth.

Also by emmymyemmygirl

by jester_xyz

Appealing Apparel: Wearables for Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is here, and what better way to show off your Valentine's Day spirit than dressing up your pets?

by babyazndragon
Budgeted Gifts for Valentine's

Have you thought about what you're going to pass out to those you've shared happy times with all throughout the year?

by ridiculer
5 Reasons Why Not to Do Jhudora's Quest

This article will give you five good reasons to stop yourself from becoming Jhudora's next victim, and to do Illusen's Quest, because we all know that Illusen is much better, right?

by jockylocky
Happy Un-Valentine's Day

We caught up with a few of our "friends" at the Gallery of Evil to see how they celebrate their Un-Valentine's Day...

Also by squishable

by popolopolis_the_3rd_

Top 10 Things NOT to Give Your Valentine

Valentine's Day shopping can be intense! I mean, if you get your valentine the wrong gift...

Also by water_park1993

by imogenweasley

Sloth to Claim his Vengeance?

Dozens of stories, articles, and comics have since depicted the often humiliating failure of the doctor...

by tashni
A Uniquely Conventional Valentine's Gift

You’re reading advice from a cheap, sentimental Neopet to cheap, sentimental Neopets everywhere.

by love_charmed
Celebrating Lenny Day

You THOUGHT you knew about Lennies.

by chicenhog
What Type of Fangirl Are You?

Have you ever wondered what type of fangirl you were? Whether you were a calmer, more laid-back fangirl, or a true rabid-fangirl?

by birdinggal
 
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Gifts: Every Budget



Are you prepared for Valentine's Day? Have you thought about what you're going to pass out to those you've shared happy times with all throughout the year? Perhaps you haven't had the time to think about a special gift, or maybe you've been thinking about it but can't think of anything you like! No worries, this guide is here to help you make your Valentine's Day perfect and free of the worries...



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Color-Changing Tulips
A young Zafara set idly under a large, shady oak tree...

by ayame_23

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The Valentine's Day of Dr. Frank Sloth
So what does Dr. Frank Sloth do when he wakes up on Valentine's Day morn?

by concertogreat_8

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The Statue Collector: Part Two
I darted out into the hallway of statues. It was almost sad looking at all the creatures, frozen in stone...

by brokensilent

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Tales of Cadmium, Athena, and Saffron: The Fight - Part Five
The Faerie Peophin laughed in her sleep and turned over. Shoved underneath the bed was a backpack with groaning zippers, stuffed with all the supplies necessary for phase one of revenge...

by rainpaint

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Meepit War Tactics
Give that special someone a giant meepit hug...

by cytherea007

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Sanity Ltd
Hard times call for desperate measures.

by thunderlight314



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