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	Tuskaninny: Why So Underrated? What better occasion than Tuskaninny Day to ask my fellow Neopians why this Neopet is so underrated. They`re super-cute, available in a variety of colours and have great species-specific clothing sets. So why are they not more popular? by aleu1986
	Top 10 Underrated Neopian Beverages I'll gladly let you know all about what you've been missing. Here are the top 10 Neopian beverages that you may not be drinking now... but should be! by violetflowersinavase
	5 Tips for Getting Difficult Game Avatars We avatar collectors all have similar aspirations: show off the Big Three on the AC, finally achieve the elusive Avatar Collector av, and to wipe that single tear off of our cheeks when we get the ‘Something Has Happened!’ after sending the perfect score to win a game avatar. If you’re an avatar collector on the rise--especially if you were recently introduced to Neopets or started fresh with a shiny new account--game avatars are key to achieving your goals. by krazypinkgurl
	Grooming: An In-Depth and Creative Guide When it comes to grooming your Neopets, there can be much more to it than buying a 5NP comb and calling it a day. For some Neopians, grooming is an art form. We are passionate about caring for our pets, and we want you to be passionate, too! This guide to responsible, expert Neopet grooming will get you thinking like a true NeoCosmetologist. by invader33
	Straight From the Traded Krawk's Mouth Whether we’re talking about the trading of rare and coveted UCs, name trading, tier trading, looking for that optimized battle pet, or any other sort of pet trading, the pet trade is one of the most active topics and activities Neopians are discussing today. by eleventh_muse
	Data-a-Roo: Examining Dice-a-Roo Outcomes On Roo Island, there is a regal Blumaroo beckoning you to play a little dice game. This game is called Dice-a-Roo, and it has a simple premise. These dice are high-risk, high-reward. While you often risk a game over by continuing, you have a chance at obtaining a jackpot, which also comes with an additional avatar reward! by lithoxide
	Favorite Faerieland Foods Yet as I have found, not all faerie foods are created equal. While it’s true that all of them are delicious in their own individual ways, some are certainly more delicious than others. by auraphic
	How to Make Summer 2k16 Lit As Neopia's temperatures continue to rise, some Neopians' summer schedule may already consist entirely of visits to Maraqua and Terror Mountain. Others, however, may have no idea as to what they want to do or accomplish this summer. For the uninspired, keep reading to help fill your summer days with fun! by jirachi68106
	The PC: An Insider's Perspective But of course, the purpose of this article is to offer an unbiased overview of the PC, so I cannot neglect to explain some of its faults while praising its merits. Though a wonderful place, there are a few things that could be changed or improved upon in the PC. Also by dragondancer007 by imcatcrazy11
	Totally Irrational Things That We Do! Why do we sometimes do things that are totally irrational on this site? To gather information, I canvassed the Neoboards for the opinions of my fellow players. They posted some very interesting habits of theirs, habits that are totally irrational, yet totally universal as well! by indulgences
	Neopet Pronunciations: A Research Experiment Though many Neopians have played for a long time, it seems that many of us have been pronouncing the most of basic of names incorrectly for years and years, according to The Neopet Team’s official pronunciation guide by klarevoyant
	What to Do After The Altador Cup Now that the main Summer event has come to an end, the question that is on everyone’s mind is “what in Fyora’s name do I do with my life now that I don’t have the Altador Cup for a whole year?” My friend, that is why I am here today. I give to you 5 ways to spend your time for the next 11 months. by xxsicklullabiesxx
	An Interview with the Altador Cup Prize Shopkeeper Now that the curtain for AC has fallen, we’re here at the Altador Cup Prize Shop to reap the fruit of our hard work, so to speak. As a completely impartial journalist for the Neopian Times, I didn’t participate at all, and I’m here now to interview the Altador Cup Prize Shopkeeper, who will be telling us a bit about the AC XI prizes today. by an9375
	Fostering Identities for Altador Cup XII and Beyond First and foremost, congratulations to Mystery Island for winning Altador Cup XI. But doesn’t it sound dull just to say “Team Mystery Island?” It’s not really befitting a championship team or any team competing in a prestigious event such as the Altador Cup, hence the proposal behind this article: team names. by hahoho
	Mystery Island Essential Vacation Guide Summer is here and it's time for a vacation!! Let's run off the Mystery Island for an adventure! by jetaketa

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"A Rambunctious Kacheek's Culinary Plight" by _brainchild_
The alluring elegance of the establishment emitted the feeling of bliss. The restaurant, simply named "Kelp", was rumored to be one of Neopia's finest eateries. On the basis of its eclectic appearance, it certainly lived up to its reputation. Music washed around the room, produced by a live band. This beautiful sound was relaxing and classy at the same time. Smiling, Chessella the Pastel Draik hugged her sister. "Happy birthday, Angie. We're eating here to celebrate your birthday." "Thanks," answered Angie. "I appreciate it." Ella opened the menu. "This Ocean Platter sure looks good," she commented. "The menu describes it as 'a delectable blend of Maraquan delights for you to sample.' " She looked up at her sisters. "I'll order that, and I'll let each of you try a little piece." "Yum," grinned Maldice, another one of Ella's sisters. "Not as tasty as chocolate," groaned Walda, Ella's little sister. Ella turned to Walda. "If you finish your main course, I'll buy you a chocolate dessert. Otherwise, you won't get a treat." "Okay," grumbled Walda. "I'll order the Stramberry Sausages." Then the waitress, a Maraquan Uni, swam over to the table. "Are you ready to order?" she asked. "Yes," replied Ella. "I'll have the Ocean Platter..." The food came in a timely manner. Ella eagerly took a bite. "This is delicious!" she exclaimed. "Where's my piece?" asked Maldice. "You promised."

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