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10 Underappreciated Neopets Under 1 Mill Neopoints

OH NO THE PLUSHIE CHOMBY PRICE WENT UP AND IT'S REALLY AWKARDLY OVER 1 MILL NP

by keira522
Scrap

Have you ever thought of how important the use of scrap items is in Neopia as a whole? Well we have and we certainly believe that they need more love than they currently receive. Scrap items don’t get as much praise as they should because they are taken for granted in most Neopian’s everyday life.

by water_park1993
A Paint Brush Guide

Choosing a paint brush to paint your Neopet can be a difficult and expensive choice (brushes can cost several million NPs!), and not every Paint Brush is available for every pet.

by myjudem
How to Nickname Your Badly-Named Neopet

You’ve impulse-adopted from the Pound. A color and species you just couldn’t resist. You’ve always wanted that Candy Kougra, that Woodland Grundo, that Ice Xweetok, that Plushie Gelert. But you didn’t stop to consider just how terrible their name is.

by newenglandquizzer
Need Help Picking a Neo New Year Goal?

Ahh a new year! I’m not sure why, but the thought of a new year makes people think of new beginnings or a fresh slate. But this year, you aren’t sure what you want! Well I’m here to help.

by califorthehomeless
Yummy: A Box of Chocolate… Petpets!

The first thing you should know about Petpets that appear to be painted Chocolate, is that they aren’t actually “painted” Chocolate.

by rowdy420
5 things to do AFTER you get your dream pet

So you have spent months or even years working hard to get that special pet that you have always dreamt of. You might have played thousand of games and lived your Neo life on a tight budget to save for that paint brush or morphing potion. Or you were constantly on the Neoboards, trying to trade for your “dreamie”.

by _mg
List of Activities to do during the Wintertime!

Now that everyone’s favorite Neo-winter activity is over (you guessed it, that would be Advent Calendar, with all the free items, neopoints, and fun daily animations), there are still a ton of things you can do with your Neopets during the coldest season of the year.

by k3l26
 
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"Nabile of Qasala saves the Desert Scarabs" by restisunwritten
Her Petpet Anubis was barking uncharacteristically loudly from below. Nabile panicked, and nearly knocked over a golden wash basin filled with rose water, and a clay cosmetics jar of aloe cream. The hot, Lost Desert sun watched non-judgmentally from up above. Her handmaidens quickly rushed downstairs to see what was causing all of the commotion. The pink Ixi arose from underneath her outdoor canopy; the back of her sandals brushing lightly against the long hem of her linen dress. A familiar Lupe leaped up from behind a roof wall, and deftly landed on his feet before her. He chuckled apologetically, and brushed some desert sand off of his scruffy-looking leather vest. Nabile began to scold her old friend. "What are you doing here, Tomos?! Jazan would not permit you seeing me without his knowing." She said all this sternly while contradictorily feeding him some fresh figs, and honeyed dates rolled in crushed pistachios from a nearby spread. He wasn’t as enthusiastic as he usually was about free vittles, and held up his hand in weary refusal of the Sakhmetian food.




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A Favor for Baelia
Ever since Tavi had helped her escape from Jennumara's magical cage, the Grey Faerie, Baelia, had gone to Faerie City to live under the protection of Queen Fyora...

Also by semmy_genius & kt_roo2

by xoxcharm


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A day with Kanrik, leader of the Thieves Guild
This is a short story focusing on one my favorite characters on Neopets (Kanrik) and one of my own Neopets Veifira.

by k3l26

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Identity Crisis:Part Three
Lichen paused. Her pets looked up at her expectantly.

"I need a drink."

by debbie1188


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Mundo The Grundo vs The Alien Aishas:Part Two
What will happen this time?

by randmar

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How to make: Chokato Toffee Apple
Make this delicious and super healthy snack with some ingredients that you surely have ♥

by neko_purrr

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No magic
The rainbow pool is broken!

Also by cherie_nicole

by keruza




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