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Issue: 272 | 29th day of Celebrating, Y8

Comics

	Neopups Snow Blumaroo: I'm alive? by coshi_dragonite
	Oh My Flying Faerie Cookies! Never trust faerie ovens. by wrongnamesorry
	A Luminous Situation! So... just how many Grarrls does it take? @_@; by marshallmathers_111
	Better Than a Draik Egg Believe it. by ooorianeoo
	Neopet Parties You Should Have Skipped! There are some parties in Neopia that you probably should have skipped. by loubie_04
	What so Ever Please don't eat me! by rubia_flame
	Sophie's Nightmare Sophie, great chemist, but physics? by explorer_253
	In the Shadows of Neopia Something that vaguely resembles the start of a plot...? Yeah. Probably. by morrigan_a_aensland
	Snowball Madness Training in the Battledome... Idea and Script by neowizard1287 by keitaro8982
	Unhinged Don't you even think about it! by sharkies
	Almost Insane: Unraveling Curiosity A Kougra's curiosity can be a very dangerous thing... by vehement
	Grundo: Sledding Aw, you're just a sissy. by aquarocket
	You Know Your Pet Is Smarter Than You When... Ahem. by pyrodragoness
	DOOMed Adventures The reason why DOOM does not have a petpetpet. by ladyash782
	The Tale-Tell Tails: The "Hole" Thing Digging up some pun. (Oh, that was just plain terrible!) by nezreeze
	Kadoatery Kaos #2 - The 1337-est of them all Binary has been fed! by twiddl3d33
	Don't Ask! It's just his hobby... not a plot quest. by snowcat737373
	Earn Your Stripes Pay attention in science, children. by yellowembers
	The Mind of Max roll by 0omythical_dragono0
	Neowned - "That's Cheating!" There's more than one way to get blessed by a faerie...! by neowner3
	Unpacking There's no harm in having some to spare. by ssjelitegirl
	Mr Snowman Small snowman... big mistake. by petfriendgirl
	Normal Abnormalitys #2: Blame It On Your Brother At least it wasn't like the Kadoatie incident last year... by comatose_slumber
	Just Sit A charmingly inappropriate Christmas gift... by katopia12
	Cloudy Issues That is why Cloud Jubjubs should not be in Terror Mountain at the Month of Celebrating... by correctoraline
	Decoration Difficulties Jouelle and Pearl attempt to put the star on the top of their tree... by lotrgirl88888
	Cobalt Grrrr. by twilight_wind_
	SHH!Comics Come to reason this fine season. by ravenatore
	The Neopals I'm giving you something as a token of our friendship. by roxanne_vergara99
	Christmas Chronicles #2 What do you want to get this Christmas? by liane_ly
	AsianPotato An amazing object! by princton_fan

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Asking Armin

Perhaps you've been wondering when you would hear from me... it's been a while since I saved the world... and here I am, to bring you a wonderful self esteem raising column. I mean, really, honestly we could have come up with a better name for this... "Ask Armin," how unoriginal can you get? Maybe "Someday Armin will take over the world so if you quit whining right now and be his friend instead he'll promote you to something above ‘insignificant fleck of matter'." Ahem, have I said too much?

Other Stories

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Tesh and the Draik on the Mountain
"They will never truly live again, for they do not know what it means to be Neopians. Let them die as toys, the way they have toyed with us!"

by pyndragon

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(Not So) Squeaky Clean

I'm not saying that my teammates didn't want to be the best. I'm saying that they took the easy way out.

I'm saying that they cheated...

by hugthepinapple

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Ask Armin

Well, I think we’ve waited long enough. Perhaps you’ve been wondering when you would hear from me... it’s been a while since I saved the world... and here I am, to bring you a wonderful self-esteem-raising column. I mean, really, honestly we could have come up with a better name for this...

by angelwater630

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Neo's Law
However, there are also the unwritten rules; these are just as daunting as those set before us in easy-to-read vernacular. You know they're there but rarely ever give them much mind. And whenever your thoughts are directed to the topic, it's usually in exasperation...

by 4zure

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Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part Two
As he walked deeper into the jungle, he could hear exotic birdcalls over an undertone of buzzing insects. Occasionally, the bushes would rustle and Lao would freeze where he stood, but not once did he see any sign of life...

by reggieman721

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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Eight
The room, so quiet and mysterious, was unusually relaxing. The quiet chatter of the water and the whisper of fire were the only sounds there. What's the secret of this room? Shad thought to himself. What could the soul and secret of this magic be?...

by ssjelitegirl

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