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Issue: 327 | 25th day of Sleeping, Y10

Comics

	Pests Warning- Choking is a hazard to your health. by pyro_wyvern1
	Toxic Talking Cookies YOU DID WHAT?! by sunasune
	Diary of a Mad Neopian: Bait & Tackle Baby Wockies tend to interpret life differently than the rest of us... by strangeperky
	Neozxc Nonsense At the Drawing Board by neozxc20
	Secret Hideout (insert secret spy music here) by summerchristmas838
	Talk About Manly Pride Excuse me, miss? by spooky_cookie
	Breezy: Instant S'mores You already are, buddy! by breeze_chaser
	Four is Too Many Two is company, three is a crowd, but four is far too many. Introducing Buddy and Queen at Sahkmet. by dragons_rulz797
	The Mind of Max Ooops. by 0omythical_dragono0
	Sketchy Situations School's about to start. by _finnavair_
	Progressive Stupidity Hold still. by invader_chloemew
	Acts of Kindness It's the littlest things that count the most. by x__chewee
	Fish Negg Revenge Just when you couldn't get enough Fish Neggs... by periodicage
	Neon (#4) Everyone loves a Brucicle treat on a cold wintery day... right? by zzanniezz
	Akhmin's Antics #5: Why isn't Akhmin Sketch? Oh, the inhumanity of it all! Story by cougars8888 by akhmin
	The Numnums: Conceited much? #1 Coolest Neopet EVER! Idea by ridiculer by korked
	Drama Queens I just love the NC Mall! by noobspeak
	Talk About Random - "The Lookout" LOOKOUT AHEAD by buizelmaniac
	Define Idiocy Oh the weather outside is still frightful. by darkness1300
	Freaked #2 Poor Maxterrz... Oh well! by fricha
	That's Weird... You really think I'll believe that? by __cuti3patooti3__
	Poor Pant Devil What happens when you ask your neopet to get you an avatar.... by appyrodeo
	A Little Taste of Achyfi Makes me think... by ikea1994
	Click Here Warning: This comic does not contain any Meepits, Kads, Random Events, Sloth references, or baked goods. by me_like_juice
	computer freaks:// something has happened!!! -again- Oi... the Pant Devil has some serious issues apparently... by kaykay355
	Crazy Berry Berry is too crazy for you! xP by fantasticdora
	Whack Me to Extinction Hmmm, maybe faeries shouldn't be that small? by jirehtrenton
	The Gallion Ranch "Mediocrity has never been this much pain." Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Customisation Fun Aww... Sweet! by bernice_dao
	Home Sweet Shenkuu #1 Aren't Jelly Neohome Rooms supposed to be purple? by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	NeoFrustrations A normal day at the Garden Centre. by tzintzuntzan
	Shoyru Adventures: Chronicles of the Poor pt.1 Saving up for a paint brush? by lawrence_189
	Purple Cybunny Blues Doesn't everyone just want to be a purple Cybunny?! by blinkin_sprog
	Over Reacting When your pet is bent on protecting the world from evil, sometimes they can be a little over zealous... by danceswithmeepits
	Is not a good idea! WHAT?! by piitanga
	Comic Relief (Episode 1.1 - Unloaded) Join Puck, Zu and Tod in their (mis)adventures through the world of Neopia. by hoeiva

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