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Muckla goes to school #6

And the quest to avoid knowledge continues!!

by lovisa966
Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Rainbow Guns

I'm not scared...

by shamaela
M47h M4dn355 - This Means War!

This comic brought to you by the National Neopian Lisp Association.

by __bhu__
This is Why - Healing Springs

Ooops.

Also by cinnamon_girl

by aldurswolf

Just Another Visit to Coltzan's Shrine

I hope this helps!

idea by manny_beats

by louise_the_zero

Dinner Is Ready!

I'm glad...

Idea by bananerr

by glitterrpop

Something Has Happened!

You're kidding, right?

Also by l3lo0

by madamkambria

the what?

a slight misunderstanding...

by neorocket__xx
Ode to Being Eventide

Ah... the sunset.

by friend101253
Act Naturally

Silly Esophagor, those are definitely not chili cheese fries.

by cityofcolor
NeoSmart!: Preparing You for the Real World...

Neopets will never just feed themselves. Ever.

by shellbentts
Rolemodel

Haha... not funny.

by fettugina
Scary Soup: Check it Out

Letter?

by raykitty
Rigid Family

Jhudora's got a temper!

by askash123
Cappuccino Hearts

Too much sun makes you see odd things...

by mikomon
The Goofers

Argh! Puppy dog eyes!

by lintsuf
Simply Dashing

:D

by aura_chan
It's Kind of Hard to Be a Mutant Draik #1

"You know, I once had..."

by valibee
Another Comic

Every Lab Rat goes through at least one traumatizing experience.

by konakoro
Random Oddness: The Mysterious Negg

Help me understand this logic puzzle thing.

by mistyqee
Misunderstanding of a Transparent Poogle

A transparent poogle mistakes Rutu for the Poogle of the same colour...

by phyllismi
Ventures #14

Inter-Mission Part 1. For quite some time now, Kougo has been managing his own affairs...

by neo_coaster363
Never Waste A Cake

In the Lost Desert...

Story by ruben160

by sk390

 
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Your Neopet Can't Solve Zaira's Mysteries



Your pet is likely to go on scores of mental side-steps, breaking down each character in the story and attributing aspects to their personality. So the wizard from Entry 8 doesn't like Brightvale... Brightvale is the center of all learning. This means that the wizard is too ignorant to be trusted with any Negg of vast importance, so they definitely aren't going to be the ones grabbing the Clockwork Negg. The blacksmith, similarly, was stupid enough to knock a branch onto his own head and injure himself... even without knowing he takes the Sand...



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Another Day
The blue outline of a Shoyru hovered just outside the lost city, her eyes darting back and forth between the skulls and dilapidated houses scattered about. The odd Petpet would call out in an eerie shriek, and the Sketch Shoyru shivered a bit.

by yoseikuga

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A Thorn in the Rose
I listened to the echoing tap of the old man's cane as he walked away. Bound up in my prison of greed, I had nothing to do but reminisce of days lost.

by justinamorgan

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Lazy Yet Creative Ways to Get Rich
Just follow the steps in this guide exactly and I promise you'll be a millionaire in no time!

by elementdragongirl

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Neopian Anagrams
It's been a while since I wrote my last article on quizzing and gave you a challenge.

by daughters_ofthe_moon

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Enchanted Stories: Adventure in Brightvale - Part One
Five months ago a book had appeared and had unexpectedly led us on an adventure, an adventure that never happened...

by kristykimmy

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A Place in the Country: Part Two
"Oh really?" he replied, turning back with a smirk. "Where is it? I know you'll have it hidden somewhere near. We want it, as fair payment."

"I haven't the faintest idea what you are babbling about," Celeriac maintained.

by herdygerdy




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