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"Not the Same" by water_glass
"Excuse me? I didn't ask for a response. I give out quests for no reason. I need items and I don't want to bother getting them myself. I also don't want to be bothered. I placed a sign outside my door so no one would come knocking bothering me and here you are all peppy and grinning asking what I want? I want you pesky Neopets to stop bothering me..."

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Bouncing Blumaroos: A Tail of Sportsmanship
"Lillian, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times; no bouncing in the house..."

by velvet_bubbles

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The Attack Leaf Myth: To Believe or Not to Believe?
Ooh, scandalous.

by mrpanda1

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Surviving the Maintenance Madness
What is the average Neopian to do during the down-for-maintenance madness?

by rainbow_daydreamer

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Danger! Danger!
"That was the reason they built Faerie City in the first place. It was to see just how much weight the clouds could support..."

by adoqhina

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Rain, Rain, Go Away, Part II
Great hat!

by summerschilde

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Petpet???
Here's a present...

by ryukshu

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