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Thief and a Hero: Part One

Hanso crouched in a bush on the outskirts of the market that set up shop at the foot of Brightvale Castle every Sunday.

by waifine_1
There Are No How-To Books for Aspiring Ninjas: Part One

Orion looked at himself in the mirror. Big green eyes, fluffy tail, adorable green stripe, yes, he was cute. They were fine with that. But he wasn't satisfied with cute. He wanted more than that in life.

by serissa98
 
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"There Are No How-To Books for Aspiring Ninjas" by serissa98
The shopkeeper grinned, "There are no how-to books for aspiring ninjas. That's something you only learn by training, first on Krawk Island, then on Mystery Island. After that, I've heard rumors of a mysterious school deep in the jungle that takes red codestones, but I don't know more than that, only that it's very, very secret and very, very expensive..."




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