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Reflections

It's irrevocable. And, as much as I hate to admit to it, the whole thing was entirely my fault...

by yatomiyuka
The Nobody

He was a nobody. He must've been a somebody once, but for as long as anyone could remember, he had been a nobody...

by _g_i_n_n_y_w_
The Lost Knight

"Things are going to be different and I will not be a nobody anymore!" I told myself...

by rebornluthia
Captain of the Ship

The blue Kacheek's eyes were filled with longing as he looked: the rippled light on the water, the waves swelling over one another, racing to get to shore first...

by extreme_fj0rd
Stars

My gaze, as red at that final patch of scarlet light, swerves to a tiny blue planet called Neopia. Its surface is draped with rolling, curling coils of clouds, and its azure seas sparkle with light...

by digital_microwave
The Health Food Crime

"We want to make as much money as possible, and besides, I need to get rid of these organic vegetables. They're already rotting, and I want them off my hands now!"

Also by mygoodguild

by zen_reina

Talek's Tale

The sword was heavy. Talek had difficulty when he tried to swing it with one hand, as he was taught...

Also by imogenweasley

by dan4884

The Little Giant

"Oh don't be a Grundo," Wila said. "That hasn't worked for anyone in this whole tournament. Really, Evrem, you ought to know this."

by horsesrocktkw
The Janitor's Discovery

The janitor sighed. He was sick of being noticed...

by fireyblackgreyness
Amaida's Wings

"Amai, are you alright?" came a voice from downstairs...

by shadow_sabre_
Kotureo and the Magic Asparagus: a Pirate's Quest

Kotureo was a great pirate, who sailed the Mystery Channel (that one that runs between Mystery Island and Krawk Island) many many years ago. He's most renowned for one great adventure involving Coconut JubJubs, a band of scurvy Pink Kacheeks...

by grape_luvver
 
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"The Nobody" by _g_i_n_n_y_w_
He was a nobody. He must've been a somebody once, but for as long as anyone could remember, he had been a nobody. He had been sitting on the street corner, playing his violin for so long, he had become part of the scenery; a landmark you simply accepted and were so used to seeing, you didn't really notice it anymore...




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The Price of Faith: Part Five
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Dusk in Tyrannia: Part Seven
I sat on my seat, chin cushioned on my paw in utter boredom as students filed in and jabbered to one another while waiting for the bell. And I wanted to shiver... It was terrible.

by alkuna_

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Qnde & Szoo: "Feed Balthazar"
A new game, or something?

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