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A Slorg's Quest: Neopian Times 950

Buried in a comfy little bed of cushions and blankets a pink slorg, covered in heart-shaped spots, struggled to stay asleep as all sleepy creatures are wont to do... Collab with xxnovey

by seismicfury
All That Glitters Is Not Necessarily Golden

Exit Stage Left, Pursued by a S950 Kreludan Defender...

by pikapi20
950 Shades of Fire - A Party to Remember

A night of excitement awaits at the magnificent Presidential Palace hotel. Collab with _aragorn_

by nice_collector
950 Wishes

Weary Vera and her endearing daughter Lila spend the last of their savings at the Wishing Well... Collab with pandacat838

by milkshakes004
Marbles & Jewels.

Captain Scarblade goes on a little fishing expedition...

by coursework
Cocoabears, This Year's Best-selling Gift

A wintery petpet adventure! Collab with joanna_lewis

by kebicorn
Prisoner 950

Master vex encounters a vexing new prisoner...

by dudeiloled
The 950th Battle

Mako, a name that strikes fear into the hearts of his many adversaries, is a stalwart Grarrl and seasoned Battledome veteran... Collab with typlohisioh

by myncithemonkey
Dreaming of Song

The first dream was of a forest...

by jaudaran
 
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Weewoos, a History: Told Through the Caption Contest



Welcome to this very special issue of the Neopian Times! Today I have decided to educate you on an only slightly obscure part of the history of the venerable Weewoo. You’ve seen articles about them, and how-tos, and care guides, but have you ever seen a historical chronicle of Weewoo appearances in the Caption Contest? We all know that Weewoos are very cute, small, fluffy, and make wonderful newspaper mascots, but have you considered that they are also very funny? To exhibit the Weewoo through a slightly more humorous lens, I present you with this article for the 950th issue of the Neopian Times. This collection was selected to offer unique insights into this rare species, and the mischief that they get up to, that you won’t find in any other publications. Weewoos are known to be quite camera shy and the images below capture candid moments, starting from when they were first noticed around Neopia, up to the present...



Other Stories


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Gifts for Weewoos
The month of giving is upon us. With this article, we’ll list 18 items to give, not just to anyone, but to your Weewoo! Collab with latrellstephen

by imbitter

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Are you like a weewoo?
There is a creature that watches over the Neopian Times and has grown into a true mascot...

by hallie035

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Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
The next four days‒surprisingly‒flew by quickly. Rather than sulking and waiting for each day of her imprisonment to end, Rosalina found herself having fun with Wilbur...

by downrightdude

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A Hero's Ballad: The Knightmare
The thrilling conclusion to A Hero's Ballad: The Knightmare!

by parody_ham

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Grand Neopia Scavenger Hunt
Snor and his friends hunt for a chance to win the Golden Quill. Collab with theofloppy4135 and baiuki

by verna_

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How Weewoos Became THE Mascots
How did weewoos become the mascots for the Neopian Times? Collab with friends_rock2135

by roxanna203



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