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![](https://images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/179_shoyru_dump.gif) | The Grey Reporter: Crazed Neopians Flock to Dump"Following reports of treasure at the Rubbish Dump, thousands of Neopians hoping to strike it rich have descended on the dump. While most left smelly, pockets full of gravel and old croutons, others claim to have found petpets, bottled faeries, paint brushes, and even the fabled dung catapult. Is there truth to these claims? If so, can the average Neopian hope to find success?"
by stellajoy_ | ![](https://images.neopets.com/nt/images/twilliethumb.png) | Watching Petals"Carpets of mountain pinks fringed the pathway of the Meridell Botanical Garden. Lush magnolias, cherry blossoms, and flowering pear trees covered the lawn. Pastel tulips numbering in the thousands spread into the distance. Everywhere, Spingabees and Beekadoodles flit this way and that, happily harvesting nectar from each bloom."
by parody_ham | ![](https://images.neopets.com/games/tradingcards/premium/2011.gif) | Bell and the GrymA little Xweetok meets a legend
by rkbear | ![](https://images.neopets.com/nt/images/jeranthumbnail.png) | Castle Planners Journal: The Buried Medallion"Gaius the Bori climbed up the tall pile of dirt that he had created, and wiped some of the mud off his claws. Up a couple of feet higher on the dirt pile, he could get a slightly better view of the floor plan he had made so far."
by ferretboy85 | ![](https://images.neopets.com/caption/sm_caption_1057.gif) | A Day in the Life of a Very Rich Slorg"Deep in the heart of the Haunted Woods, nestled amongst the dreary blackened foliage, a small moss-covered tree stump can be found. This stump, while it may appear unremarkable at first glance, has a certain charm."
by cryistalene | ![](https://images.neopets.com/new_shopkeepers/t_1547.gif) | The Littlest Roo Island FanI decided to write this story after getting an idea about my Kougra Javaier helping out his favorite team, Roo Island.
by nickythewizard |
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Moo-vers And Shakers; The Top 5 Kaus of Neopia![](https://images.neopets.com/caption/sm_caption_1018.jpg)
Kaus. Introduced to Neopia on the twenty-sixth day of Swimming, Year Two, and beloved by all who meet them, except maybe a few rude Buzz, ever since. There's nothing quite like watching a good old-fashioned fencing throw-down between two Kaus of equal Horn Level. Or maybe you've heard a Kau at karaoke, earnest and beautiful and only jumbling a few of the words up. There's over five million Kaus and counting in Neopia, but we're narrowing it down to the stars that shine the brightest, the pinnacles of Kau performance, the top five Kaus of Neopia!
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Interview With Imperial Exam Students "Stutters, sweating, and salty tears. This scene isn’t your typical workout, nor is it the Coffee Cave during the morning rush. We’re in Shenkuu outside the Imperial Exam, where these young Neopians are lining up for a test that could change their lives forever."
by groundedcoffee |
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Reyah’s Guide to Snow Wars II "Many times over the years I have heard how difficult people find Snow Wars II and how challenging it is to achieve the Grundo – Snowthrow avatar. Well, I am here to help! " collab with snorkle_a25
by _reyah_ |
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