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Nuke and Junior - Taking Flight
Teleportation = Nuclear Flying.

by krabbox

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You Are Now Leaving Neopia
"We are the Grundos. We used to live in harmony and peace on the planet Doran."

by opossumman

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And The Sky Was Alight
Written here is my report, dictated with a magical pen. Only the witness’s words are present, though you can likely infer my questions from the text.

by skutterbotched

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The Art of Bird Watching
Boredom is rarely an issue once you have a pair of binoculars around your neck.

by parody_ham

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