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	Inexpensive Paint Brushes: A Guide to the Cheapest! There are many different paint brushes that don't cost Neopia and still look pretty cool on your neopet. by fluppee__aa
	The Elusive Quest for Guild Settlement What makes a guild worth staying in? What makes a difference to whether a member stays or leaves? by pertaoiin
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	The Destruction of Faerieland: Fact or Fiction? Statistics show that Faerieland should have created a gigantic crater on the face of Neopia, destroying everything in its path... by shipooply
	Summer Days Deserve Summer Drinks A guide to picking the perfect summer drink. by vortex_paula2
	The Many Faces of Neoboard Smilies If you want to make friends on the neoboards, you don't want to be the person who overuses smilies. Thus, I will examine some of the most common smilies and tell you when and when not to use them. by jj2277
	Habitarium Break Strategy Guide How to prepare your Habitarium for your absence and how to restart when you are back again. by horsecrazyirishgirl

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"Fortuna Laspus" by kioasakka
It was probably the eye patch. Though the green Aisha wasn't doing anybody any harm, simply by walking into the café and ordering a cup of coffee, she had elicited nervous glances and guarded looks from everyone inside. She sighed internally. The trench coat probably didn't help, either. The poor Wocky behind the counter had trembled terribly when the Aisha had...

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The Jelly Chia: The Diary
Today, Daddy and I played some games. We jumped and ran around and it was really fun.

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Fortuna Laspus
It was probably the eye patch.

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The Painted Pets Club: Part Two
"Don't go," urged Stacy. "They're nothing but a bunch of pretentious snobs, pretending to be better than everyone else."

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Sailing the Stars: Part Eight
"Take this!" Sloth yelled and they saw two large missiles launch from his ship, heading straight for them!

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Fountain's Closed. Everyone Go Home.
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