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![](//images.neopets.com/games/tradingcards/27.gif) | 6 Ways to Defy Dr. SlothMy fellow Neopians! The time has come for us to stand up for ourselves and fight back against the evil Dr. Sloth!
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by magmadude18 | ![](//images.neopets.com/games/betterthanyou/contestant421.gif) | Anthology of Evil - Neopia's Rogues' GalleryWhile Neopia is supposedly a peaceful, happy planet, there are many evil beings...
by mecha_fang | ![](http://pets.neopets.com/cp/bv9htk44/1/2.png) | Mutant Pets and YouEverything you'd ever need to know about Neopia's most marvelous population... Mutant Pets.
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Defy Dr. Sloth![](//images.neopets.com/games/tradingcards/27.gif)
My fellow Neopians! The time has come for us to stand up for ourselves and fight back against the evil Dr. Sloth! I beg of you, please listen—hey, what are you doing here?! Dr. Sloth?! What are you doing?! Get that away from me! BZZZT! As I was saying, the time has come for us to take control of this pesky Neopia! It is our duty to fight back against those who dare oppose our glorious leader, Dr. Frank Sloth!
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The Lost Toy Collector The toy was recognizable by its eye color and the spindly hairs on its head– this was a Doctor Sloth Toy Soldier, and it wasn't supposed to be here.
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Against All Odds: Part Four The day of the race, an extremely bored and discontented Scorchio, with a permanent scowl upon his face, sat behind the counter of the betting booth, continuously taking bets from an enormous queue of Neopets that just kept getting longer and longer.
by meganhilty |
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The Old Switcheroo: Part Six Dear Counterpart,
I trust that by now you have understood the nature of our unfortunate condition. I assure you that I have not damaged your body or used it to mar your reputation in any way...
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