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6 Ways to Defy Dr. Sloth

My fellow Neopians! The time has come for us to stand up for ourselves and fight back against the evil Dr. Sloth!

by xxkatiexx_07
Mutant Kacheeks: A Mutant Day Anatomical Debate

Since I so happen to be the proud owner of a Mutant Kacheek, we shall be focusing on the various mutations in the Kacheek population, as well as receiving information from my pet himself.

by waaurufu
The Quest for a KQ Accomplice

Is there more to the tokens than meets the eye?

by emziie
How to Stop Annoying Customers

Whether or not your shop is your main source of income, you can learn how avoid annoying potential customers. All it takes is a little time and common sense.

by streamergurl
5 Reasons to Adopt a Mutant Neopet

I'm here to tell you why you - yes, you, don't go turning away just yet! - why you should adopt one of the lovable little freaks of Neopian nature.

by kitteh_love_forever
Customization: How to Make YOUR Pet Fabulous!

Because well-dressed pets are happy pets!

by hamzandrilez
Caves And Corridors: An Explorer's Guide

Mystery Island is home to countless tribes, exotic petpets, and dangerous places for a budding treasure hunter to visit. You play as Jake, an explorer who has been through countless trials to reach his level of expertise of exploring.

by magmadude18
Anthology of Evil - Neopia's Rogues' Gallery

While Neopia is supposedly a peaceful, happy planet, there are many evil beings...

by mecha_fang
Mutant Pets and You

Everything you'd ever need to know about Neopia's most marvelous population... Mutant Pets.

by tyuio_k50
 
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Defy Dr. Sloth



My fellow Neopians! The time has come for us to stand up for ourselves and fight back against the evil Dr. Sloth! I beg of you, please listen—hey, what are you doing here?! Dr. Sloth?! What are you doing?! Get that away from me! BZZZT! As I was saying, the time has come for us to take control of this pesky Neopia! It is our duty to fight back against those who dare oppose our glorious leader, Dr. Frank Sloth!



Other Stories


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The Woes of a Misunderstood Krawken
He didn't understand why he was hated so. The Krawken only wanted the friendship of another. He had done everything in his power to make new friends...

by spirit_wolf589

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The Lost Toy Collector
The toy was recognizable by its eye color and the spindly hairs on its head– this was a Doctor Sloth Toy Soldier, and it wasn't supposed to be here.

by iwanted

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Against All Odds: Part Four
The day of the race, an extremely bored and discontented Scorchio, with a permanent scowl upon his face, sat behind the counter of the betting booth, continuously taking bets from an enormous queue of Neopets that just kept getting longer and longer.

by meganhilty

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The Old Switcheroo: Part Six
Dear Counterpart,

I trust that by now you have understood the nature of our unfortunate condition. I assure you that I have not damaged your body or used it to mar your reputation in any way...

by liouchan


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Hey Look I Drew a Thing
I don't always go on hiatus, but when I do, I wait three years to submit a new comic.

by noobspeak

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HD 5 - Happy Birthday?
Happy Birthday! ...Right?

[Sylvestre, the Red Kougra, is owned by Buizelmaniac]

by cherry_kyun




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