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![](//images.neopets.com/caption/sm_caption_1278.jpg) | Meridell SpotlightWith Meridell’s special day approaching, I thought it was fitting to spotlight this lovely land and all it has to offer, to give you many ideas on ways to celebrate the holiday.
by applebella | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/nt_images/503_cupvi_prizeshop.gif) | A History of Altador Cup PrizesI am very excited to talk about how the Cup and its prizes have evolved over the years and what better place to start than Altador Cup I!
by andrewo94 | ![](//images.neopets.com/portal/images/calendar/calendar_0522.gif) | Spring's Top 20 Beauty BuysApril showers bring May flowers, and what do May flowers bring? New make-up, and loads of it.
by itsmeganduhx | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/88_acara_rock.gif) | How to Care for your Petpet RockI have put together a few tips on how to keep your Petpet rock happy and healthy, and if you follow this guide you should have an amazing relationship with your rock for ages and ages!
by hopeandjoy | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/peppethtd.gif) | What to do with PetpagesThe most creatively open-ended part of Neopets might be our petpages. With no character limit and no designated themes to follow, we can do just about anything we want with these pages.
Also by spurstrap
by suixx | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/455_merifoods.gif) | The 6 Best Stores for Food RestockingOne thing every Neopet needs is food. Food is good.
by jubileek | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/bfmplot_1b.gif) | Insulting King Skarl With StyleSick of telling that same old tin of olives joke? Tired of trying to make that angry old king laugh?
by d_a_r_e | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/nf/wocky_chocolateballbg.png) | The 10 Best Backgrounds under 20k Have you ever wanted to begin a gorgeous customization but only have 20k to your name? These are the best backgrounds for under 20,000 Neopoints.
by unplan | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/124_fyora_faerieland.gif) | The Fyora Day AddressFor Her Majesty, Queen Fyora's, special day.
by black_skull725 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/93_gelert_write.gif) | You've Mastered the Basics--Now What? Part 2Now that we’ve got the technicalities down, let’s start talking about story. Part 2 of a 3-part article.
by cosmicfire918 | ![](//images.neopets.com/games/tradingcards/premium/1606.gif) | Yooyus and YouHello fellow Neopians! Yooyuball season is in full swing and I hope you are all just as excited for the upcoming Altador Cup as I am!
Also by Lithium33
by mrsuzumakie | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/lunar_temple_2007.gif) | Shenkuu Interactive PlotSomething is wrong with the Emperor of Shenkuu. You begin your mystery at the royal palace where you meet Princess Lunara and Kentari the Neopian samurai.
by seira0807 | ![](//images.neopets.com/caption/sm_caption_1252.gif) | A Tribute To LawyerbotBut these people don't get away, because there is always someone lurking in the shadows to catch them in their terrible acts and deliver them a subpoena, to dole out their punishment and make them serve their time. That person is Lawyerbot.
by brodysseus | ![](//images.neopets.com/caption/sm_caption_1115.gif) | How Fyora Celebrates Fyora DayEverybody knows Fyora, she's the Faerie Queen of course!
Also by dissiechrissie
by theyellowrose | ![](//images.neopets.com/caption/sm_caption_1049.jpg) | Modern Guide to Intermediate One-Player BattlingThis article will go in-depth and explore some of the weapons and tactics that are to be used in modern intermediate one-player battling.
by clara_quinn | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/149_lab_ray.gif) | The Good and Bad of Visiting the Secret LaboratoryLet’s say you have saved some NP and are looking for a good way to spend it. Why not try the secret laboratory?
by hallie035 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/447_cup_tulahkisner.gif) | Altador Cup (Q&A: Team Moltara)Our trusted reporter, Shen wasted no time in heading towards the heart of Moltara…. though, we probably should have mentioned the heat….
by rivera_ice_princess | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/fyora_day_2005.gif) | Fyora's Top 10 BurritosAnd that's when it dawned on me: Fyora Day was approaching! How could I forget the holiday that celebrates my most favorite faerie of all?
by danzgirl12 | ![](//images.neopets.com/caption/sm_caption_330.gif) | Favorite Obscure PlushiesThroughout my searches, I have found a number of plushies that either don't get a lot of love or are constantly overlooked. In this article I will focus on some plushies that I've have found!
Also by dragonji
by venom_creep | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/62_tower.gif) | Hidden Secrets of the Hidden TowerSince Fyora Day is here, this piece will dive into the unlocking the secrets of the Hidden Tower and talking a bit about what exactly can be found there.
by katietease | ![](//images.neopets.com/caption/sm_caption_1292.gif) | You Are What You Eat...Literally?!Fear not, dear friends, I’ve listed the top ten Neopet-shaped foods, none of which contains any part of an actual Neopet.
Also by plasticrose
by kayahtik | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/318_maraquan_pb.gif) | The Best Souvenirs in Neopia: Maraqua EditionHere’s the top 9 things our travel agents loved, in no particular order!
by frenchleijon | ![](//images.neopets.com/games/tradingcards/50.gif) | An Interview with the Island MysticI walked up to the little hut on the coast of Mystery Island. It was time to interview my next Neopian.
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Headlines "An Unexpected Discovery" by daingtwins “I have some guests visiting tomorrow,” Fyora says. “The castle needs dusting and tidying up.”
“Certainly,” Celandra replies. She wipes her paws on her lilac apron and retreats from Fyora’s study. As she makes her way back to her own chambers, she can’t help but reflect on all the years she’s spent serving the Queen. After quitting an unfulfilling job inflating faerie bubbles, she had come across an unusual listing at the Faerieland Employment Agency. She still remembers the wording of the job description: “Discreet and resourceful home cleaning agent wanted. Previous experience not necessary.” That had been more than ten years ago, and time had only proven that Celandra was just as loyal and hardworking as she had promised she would be.
Shaking herself out of her reverie, Celandra returns to the task at hand. Walking over to the supply closet, she removes a feather duster from the shelf, leaving a flurry of violet feathers in her wake.
She makes her way up to the library at the top of the tower. The vast collection of books still amazes her every time she steps foot inside. She’s always loved reading, and the Queen is kind enough to let her read all the rare books in Neopia to her heart’s desire. Noticing a few books in disarray on one of the bookshelves, she starts to put them back in place when she notices something behind the bookshelf.
“What’s this?” She pushes the bookshelf to the side to get a closer look, revealing a small trapdoor. Always a curious one, she opens it and climbs through.
Celandra is greeted by a courtyard that looks like it hasn’t been maintained in years. Sighing at the fact that this is another addition to her workload, she returns to the supply closet to grab the proper tools to pull the weeds.
Other Stories
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Doubting Fyora “Farren, COME ON!” Brujyh urged his reluctant friend to hurry up. “Fyora Day will be over if you keep this pace!”
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Reunion All movement ceased and a hush fell over the great hall. Even the fluttering of wings had been snuffed out like a candle flame.
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Yooyuball Dreams Marcia always lent a hand to her family at their food stall, but secretly, she wanted to be out playing Yooyuball with the best of them.
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Captain Karen Why would an Heiress to one of the Largest Trading and stock Market business owners in Neopia want to sail away on a pirate ship?
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