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Issue: 173 | 14th day of Sleeping, Y7

Comics

	Meepit vs Feepit Is it Meepit Day? by ickessler
	Throw Somewhere Else Mind your toys... by shady_lanem
	All in a Neopian Day An apple a day keeps the doctor away! by confuzerated
	Amikarashui Wish for something bigger! by bluecloud300
	Buzz the Buzzer- #1 Hanging Wreathys is bad... by ratzrule611
	GrandOaks Who cares? I'm thirty! by legilis
	Troublesome Moments Drools by kristy_blue2001
	My Little Angels New Years confetti insanity! by colhan3000
	What A Genius! "Much Safer" by aznfiregirl
	Ekul The Erratic Red Chia! Err... run! by lukeneedsatrim
	Neopests - "Misplaced Petpet" Never leave your Petpet's side at a party... by ziming_d
	That's Just Weird -Wiggle, wiggle- by _onelastbreath_
	Inconspicuously Conspicuous Wow, how talented! by roxy12323
	The Adventures Of A Coconut Hmm... How about Faerieland?!?! o.O by bobthemonkey18
	Fair Enough Adam's never looked so good ^_~ by i_dont_like_meercas
	Grey Matter Was it something I said? by spoink_27
	Insecure Much?? Even Sloth has his insecurities! by lunatic_kiss
	Fetch & Edna Organic or regular? by abunaisan
	The Neochaos I'm bored... by leana_24
	Adventures of Hannah and Armin Pick up the pace! by spuddie_hang
	Trophy Troubles Who are you trying to fool? by precious_katuch14
	Drama Queens and Social Kings When Oraideille met Pock... by idiocon
	OMG - Luck and Chance Are you sure you want to trust the Wocky? by _jakk
	The Cereal "Oooh...colored pencil..." by apanah
	Neo Cappucino Ever wonder what you are REALLY paying for at the Mystery Island Training School? by raptor291
	Share Your Toys... New little brother? by lokisrose
	Sneezles Strike 2 Wash those socks! by true_solarsenshi
	Obtuse Eyrie Eyries aren't always the brightest star in the sky... by gerbilisious
	The Chronicles of Rohane: Part 3 Now equipped with a +2 Graphics Sword! by ledsrevenge2
	Dudleyy Days... What's up? by stephy_kinz
	Birthday Cake Hope you like frosting! by dudeimdude
	Speck the Speckled Nice try... by cheetah_kougra
	T3h Praedius Praedius meets the Pant Devil. by arttimo
	Life Improvised Nice faerie color! by keng200
	Sane Asylum - The Art of the Purchase Aye, I be as stubborn as a landed fish! Yarr! by teishan
	My Life as a Strawberry A new meaning to milk-SHAKE. by ninavogel
	Rock Pool Rascals 1 I need a crew! by leptonychotes
	Faerie Woes Woe #2: Bad Weather by roller_coaster26
	Fond Memories: Toto Meets The Snowager sigh Toto, Toto, Toto.... by prettyprincesslady54
	Neopian Wackiness: NT Coin Wackiness If you eat your NT coins, don't say we didn't warn you! by cherv1
	Snow Grapes Where did all the Snow Kookiths go? by 13blackdragons
	The Pet Patrol Revolution Paint brushes aren't what they used to be... by neo_tomi

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"The Ancient Prophecy" by dudetti
They knew who it would be, but they also understood that they could not do much about it...

Other Stories

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Cake Catastrophe
"Can we just hide it now?" said Snip irritably. He snatched the detrimental boxed cake from his boss and tossed it into the open window of the Bakery.

by precious_katuch14

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The Allegory of the Oatmeal
"Um, well, I was wondering if maybe you could buy me a pirate paint brush, since I've been such a good Krawk lately," he wheedled, a hopeful glimmer in his large yellow eyes. Sunny raised an eyebrow.

by battlesunn

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Jhudora: A Fake?
I've tried a few of her errands myself, however, and failed a few, and neither I nor my Neopets seem to have suffered any serious consequences...

by schefflera

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Melody's Guide to Music : The News and Charts
This month is music presented by Melody with modern-day lingo and absolutely NO stuttering...

by o_ky_o

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Notable: Part Two
Mala opened the object, a case, and shrieked happily. "Is this what I think this is?"

by pandabearb

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The Tower Journey: Part Eight
"Pets of Meridell!" yelled Darigan, capturing their attention. "I took your money, not this Gelert! But it was for a good cause! Here!"

by neonick19881988

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