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Issue: 443 | 14th day of Hunting, Y12

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	Battle Potatoes: Dice of Despair Never enrage obsessive Dice-a-Roo players! Idea by keeleyann19 by ivie_outrage
	The Cure: Part 2 Good thing we have an inventor in the family! Art by abigail_78 by xox_cloud_xox
	The Truth About King Skarl What can you do? Also by crepe14 by airlineer
	'Tween Spaces (Part 2 of 2) Conniving, pesky Haunted pets may or may not not listen to their owner's demands. by faerienyx
	Explosive Concoctions (Yes, we're still bitter.) Recently in Shenkuu.... Idea by axe_raider by joel_hudson
	Igloo Garage Incineration Certain pets are not meant to shop there... Art by repulsives by ava_ked
	The Search for Inspiration Prt. 2 Amazing! by louishooper
	Kiochi - Invisible Pets Hey, I'm unconverted! by chibino
	Misty - Kass Basher That's one strong plushie... by mist222
	Murasaki Moments - Ish Mah Ticket! Don't bite the hand that feeds you... by shmozie
	Wildfire's Friend Can I keep it? by 0okamiseishin
	Paper Trail The Lab Ray is hazardous to friendships. by discowhale
	In the Name of Science You can never be too careful. by lombre
	Hootenanny What a child... by bellisimo_star
	Vegetating: Meeting the Tax Beast In the end, the mother always triumphs... by rain_e_days
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild Because change is scary. by wallaroo42
	Jelly Woes Guess what? by imogenweasley
	Petpetpet Adventures Standing too close to a Petpetpet Eating Plant is NOT a good idea. by lowsodium
	Out to Lunch Welcome to the family! by kamagirin
	NeoQuest II The Final Battle by sogochilli
	Splat a Slorg Mmmmm... by clockblock
	Confetti Scuba Diving Oh look, a giant squid... by smlv4_smlv4_1_1_1
	Makeup Beauty is vain. by kanalusa
	Food for All- Dish #7 I'm home! by maiinoki
	The Zanuxar & Puknot Show: Wearable Wings Wearable wings are the new trend these days. Make sure you have enough NC, though! by wingsofathena
	Boochi strikes... and the UC pets strike back! Featuring hottendott's lovely Poogle, placanta by dragonsflame_uk
	Professor Mootix Eureka! by molzypoo
	Neo Events Random events can make you crazy... by ilovepuppies31
	Uh... Help? Both teams are tied... by 0turtle
	One Fish, Two Fish Fantastic birthday parties don't just grow on trees, you know. by fish_puddle
	Toast? tick tick... by grammy27272727
	Ice Creaming If this is where ice cream comes from, I'm worried. by leetmango
	Speak No More SO. CUTE. by laehlani
	Rancid You'll be begging for Rock Baby Cabbages once you've tried this. by not_so_shorty_12
	Recipe for Disaster YAAHOOO! by prismfire

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"A Sister's Fortune" by spotlightstarzafara
"Ohhh!" The Kau turned again and closed her eyes, her voice trilling in a worrying cry. "The ball speaks! The ball knows all! I see... I see... fortune! Yes, lots of neopoints! You shall be rich soon, my dear! Oh, my dear!" Madam Crystavara tossed her head up exultingly, her fierce mane flowing wildly, raising her arms then bringing them down in a grand sweep that made her bracelets jingle like the echoes of bell-tolling spirits...

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