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Lost Bananas

"Is there a prize shop for this too?"

by applefaerie99
Dinner with the Scarlets: Crime Solving in Neopia

I'm not sure that's how it really works but okay.

by june_scarlet
Mynci Business

Some things aren't important to remember

by the_creator12345
Neopets Pixel Cross Puzzle 9

Can you solve this puzzle?

by krabby_55
You won an... APRIL FOOL'S

"Maureen pulls out a ticket and..." Collab with rosemmary and agedbeauty

by xoxcharm
Faellie Tales 01: Banana Cupcakes

Lily's attempt at making a new friend.

by coco6468
Paw Protection

Sometimes the solution is worse than the problem

by waternymph12
Banana banana [Puzzle]

"How many times can you find the word 'banana'?" Collab with krowkano

by romina_r
"A Vegetable Soup Recipe for Neopets Cookbook."

"Now where am I going to get the veggies that I need?"

by kimpossibleluvr
Blossoms~ Coming to Light Epilogue

I got an idea back at the Neggery...

by twillieblossom
RIP: A New Look

Valentine is an appealing color...

by peanutbuttermilk
Vorgath's Hungry Puzzle

"Can you help hungry Volgoth find his bananas?"

by whitefriar
Hidden Tower Hijinks

Oops, I must have slipped up! Collab with darkobsession

by chai7705
Jokes On You

"Haha! Have a banana!" Collab with silly_mistake

by emaciate
It ain't easy being a Neopet

Features some of the 2005 April Fool's pets that didn't get to become real like the Gnorbu

by yellowflower7
Trips Through the NT Archives #1: Bananas

I think Nick Neopia was right, you are just a rock. :0

by rielcz
RIPperoni Pizza - Toppings

Don't judge their tastes.

by shellshocks
Inflation is Bananas!

Inflation has even caught up to the most well of Neopians... Collab with suzerz

by cureleantwilight
April Fool's Day Word Search

Help Nick find these words!

by isabelleke49
Just One Snack

"I'm hungry..."

by prulletje1852
The R.S. Caroosel : Part 4/5

Now with banana swords!

by keng200
Neopian Sketches - Any Shopportunity

Any shoppotunity for a pun must be taken.

by kadface
Tarla's April Fools!

Orange you glad Tarla gave you bananas? Collab with truebrony

by i_lovee_icecream
Attack of the Banana Creme Pies

April Fools!

by squishyfishylovesme
The Happiest Quiggle!

Well, I only had one hair.

by nut862
 
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Inflation is Bananas!



With inflation the way it is in the Neopian economy it can sometimes be hard to afford even the smallest of luxuries, for example some fresh exotic fruit. But what could a banana really cost, 10 Neopoints? What’s that you say? Bananas cost 60 THOUSAND Neopoints?! Well, that’s just… well, bananas. I guess it’s better than the temporary price of 996,000 last year, but still. Not everyone is lucky enough to be able to spend such an amount for a midday snack. For the less fortunate consumers we’ll need to look somewhere else for our daily dose of fruity goodness. Here are some suggestions on what you can use to substitute bananas with, for all possible banana uses. Hopefully you’ll find something that suits your tastes, and your budget! Prices listed are subject to price fluctuations, especially in this economy. Tchea Fruit Ah, the trusty tchea fruit. You can taste both the blue and yellow! Funnily enough, the blue bits taste like bananas, and the yellow bits taste like blueberries. Strange, but it works. Especially as a substitute for when you’re making blueberry banana muffins! They’re cheap at only 8 Neopoints, but can also be won from the fruit machine. And it doesn’t even cost you to spin, that’s a win!



Other Stories


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Weathering the Bananza
"A small, sentient Shadow Cybunny plushie cheered from their perch between Gimmer’s Spotted Pteri feathers as Flower the Faerie Ixi examined the wheel items closely."

by gentle_lil_queen

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Don't Ban Hannah
Hannah versus Brynn!

by liouchan

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10 Uses for Bananas Besides a Banana Split
"Did you accidentally buy three bushels of bananas instead of three individual bananas? However it happened, now you’re probably wondering what to do with all those delicious yellow fruits."

by sarah_jackie

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TITLE: Eight Tips To Know You Haven’t Gone Crazy!!1!
"IT’S NOT JUST YOU! The world has become much more stressful."

by pikachu315111

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The Missing Mask
"Dylan unlocked the door to his discotheque and entered the big building. Due to the nature of his work..." Collab with somerebelkid

by 77thbigby

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Illusen's Quest
"Illusen dreaded the idea of meeting Jhudora. They hadn't seen each other for so long..." Collab with knightwolfalex

by rurirawr



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