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Labyrinth of Dreams

The sky wasn't the blue of the day, nor the black of the night, the pink of the morning or the fire of the sunset. Instead, it was splotched with wavy colors that merged into each other like a negative photo of a rainbow...

by angelwater630
Nowhere

"Jamie, I think we're lost!"

by mergirl294
Unwinding, Sloth Style

For one hour each day, Dr Sloth locks his door. What could he be doing during that time?

by shaved_ham
A Superstitious Scarabug

"Daddy, why does everyone think that Scarabugs are so lucky?"

by dottie27a
The Danger of Clockwork Yooyus

"Just keep away from the Clockwork ones..."

by philodox
The Price of an Enemy

Krell Vitor, captain of the Haunted Woods team, stepped in front of me. This team had kicked us out of the tournament last year...

by guineapiglover2005
Shenkuuvian Luck

He was peering into tiny cages of Petpetpets. They were tiny little things and were dark brown. "I've never seen or heard of these before. Shenkuu has so many unique..."

by rayjquinn
Prank at the Pick-n-Go

"Olives?" she repeated, squinting at him. "Uhh, they'd be in with the cans of petpet food..."

by playmobil_is_my_life
Fyora's Statue

There's a little problem with the Lab Ray...

by party_hobbit
A Neopian Fable: Where The Fruit Chias Came From

Many years ago, there was an old Gelert who lived alone in a small cottage...

by daisybell17
 
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P.B.P.C.: Silent Epidemic



Now you may be asking yourself, "Why have I never heard of Paint Brush Personality Complex?", also known as P.B.P.C. to the physicians at the Neopian Hospital. And the answer is quite simple. It is unpredictable, and most pets are in denial that they even suffer from it. The basic summary of this disease is that it brings out the more annoying and generally frustrating qualities of the...



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King Hagan: Behind the Wisdom
To shed a bit more light on the real King Hagan, beyond the knowledge spouting royalty, interviews were sought with the residents of Brightvale...

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Everything You Need to Know About Fonts
If you are making a font for the first time, here are some dos and don'ts you should follow...

by jj2277

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Baery's Quest: Part One
He was born from the smallest of Draik eggs, into a family of Draiks. He was always the runt and the smallest of his older brothers, but he also knew he was destined to be greatest of all of them...

by jeanaet

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Smurdnunoc: Part Six
"What're you talking about?" Lennert yelled back, despite the fact that the two of them were standing right next to each other; they had to shout just to be heard. "It's fine, Hawkins!"

by buddy33774

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Ghost Grarrl + Pretty Pink Flower Hat = ?
Customization is scary when it's put in the wrong hands...

by crazygurl4287

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The Three of Us
It's all a conspiracy!!

by fading_tranquility



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