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Dubloon Disaster

Look, kid, in our profession, there is no such thing as talent, only patience.

by carrieantonia
The Hardships of Faeries

"Illusen... I really don't mean to bother you. I know you're busy trying to make everything tidy again, but I really do need your help." Illusen turned around to see a young Bruce with a tear slowly sliding down his cheek.

by alex_bubbly
The Sorceress's Rising

"Very well, Xandra. From hearing your story, I can only guess that you have some magical abilities. Now, if we could only teach you how to control them..."

Also by princesspesa98 :)

by erroro

Remarkable

Ellis, Rhombus, and I were wandering aimlessly through Shenkuu. Though the city is breathtaking and idyllic, it's huge. We were lost.

by virtuosoe
The Lotus Blooms Twice

What a peaceful day this was.

by kiki587695
A Day in the Life of a Larnikin Soldier

Oh, man. Dragged out of bed to fight blue pests, and I'm still half asleep.

by 1335512
Lenny Conundrum Land

I shut my eyes...

...and opened them again to find myself in an endless grassy meadow by myself. Where was the Lenny?

by secant

Floating is the First Step

Lying in the water, watching the sky... It calms me—until my little sister does what she does best and ruins the moment.

by vortex_paula2
Box of Leftover Muffins

The minutes ticked slowly by on the kitchen wall clock. It seemed that the timer would never go off...

by animallover199428
Sophie's Cousin versus The Neopian Times

"Is it safe to write about Sophie? You know how dangerous her wrath can be."

by a_greenparrot
 
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"One Usuki Fanatic, One Important Lesson" by thediractor
Usukis. Tallie lived for them. Every inch of her room was painted, wallpapered, or carpeted Usuki pink. "Usuki Frenzy" and other doll-themed posters covered her walls. Her bedspread was printed with Usukis. Boxes for her Usuki sets were stacked neatly in a pyramid. All of them were empty - that was because inside her walk-in closet they were all being used...




Other Stories


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NeoTeen Magazine Issue 1
In this issue: new make-up and nail tips from Usuki herself, advice, and an interview with cutie Garin about being a part of The Curse of Maraqua, Hannah and the Pirate Caves, and his personal life!

by rivercity_3601

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The Most Efficient Invasion of Meridell Strategy
Save the villages (to earn game points) and recover the Lost Items in each Mission (to increase your army's attack and defense strengths).

Also by knucklestheechidna52

by mythem


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Visions: Journey to Shenkuu - Part Seven
Nil's eyes widened. "Friends? Friends? No, we're nowhere near being friends. You just had to come along with me to Shenkuu, didn't you? Well, go home now."

by yotoll

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Thyla's Tale: Part Two
"Oh, sweetie, I know," said the girl. "That's hard. But I can only adopt one, and... and let's face it. You probably won't get adopted together anyway."

by chestnuttiger787

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Weewoo Woes
TNT should stop treating the weewoos so badly.

Art by alliieennss

by vegasroom


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Twin!
There are some things you just shouldn't ask.

by nausicaa1992



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