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Quote of the Week


"This is all my stuff!" I argued, sitting up on the couch. "And it's your fault for giving me a big room!"


A Hole Lot of Fun



Yes, I’m referring to Tyrannian Mini Golf. What a great game it is! Where else can you hit a little object around a screen and drive yourself insane at the same time. Well, maybe Zurroball, but that’s a story for another time… Yes, good old, but semi-new Tyrannian Mini Golf. What a great game it is!...

What To Do...



Well here I sit on a bench outside Merifood, just recovered from throwing up about twenty times in a row. How was I supposed to know eating 16 raw potato, 18 tasty turnip tarts, and 23 cups of gruel would give you food poisoning? Well while I sit here, I might as well write fun things you can do in Meridell...

Nailing Down That Shifty Shapeshifter Game


Are you tired of that Ixi snickering at you? Of all his little snide remarks like "You Lost! You need some practice!" or "You Lost! You need to spend a little more time trying to solve the puzzles!" when you fail at his game?...

Other Stories
"One of Us" by Heart_of_night
She made sure that everyone around saw what a beautiful faerie pet she was, and that they all knew how lucky they were that she had decided to come down...

"To The Moon" by _Shakky_
"Please, tell me you're joking, mum..." Aylinn half-whispered, eyes wide. "My entire life is here. My friends, my school... what about Mabel?"

"I Shouldn't Have..." by Chocolateisamust
They believed me. Never doubted me. Why should they, such an innocent looking faerie Zafara with pastel purple fur and butterfly wings?


A Sticky Situation


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Run Away to Knighthood: Part Two
"Why, look! A weary young traveler! We must take him to Skarl!" said Roland eagerly.

by precious_katuch14

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The Not-So-Great Parts of Neopia
“Well, I’m working on a Neopian Times article about the worlds that never did make it. I know there must be some, but where did they all go? What happened to them?”

by singinsweetiedusty

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Unlikely Allies: Last a Thousand Years - Part Two
He found himself heading outdoors and staring up at the citadel once he'd left the courtyard. It looked less malignant now, and he couldn't tell if it had changed visibly or if the difference was all in his mind.

by schefflera

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The Pint-Sized Pirates III: Back to the Beginning
"Cheer up!" Hawkeye called up from below deck as his Captain hopped down the ladder after him. "Remember what day it is?"

by tambourine_chimp

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The Korbat Who Couldn't Hang: Part Five
"There, now, Isabel. Didn't I tell you one day that you'd meet somebody who was so blinded by your artistic ability that he would never notice... anything else?"

by janejinn



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