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What Makes You Good at Key Quest?

What would you do if your opponent was three squares away from winning, and it was your turn?

by shinning123
A Planning Guide to the New Neogardens

If you're like one of these Neopians who have yet to take up the task of gardening, why not take a look at some basic suggestions listed here...

by akitera
Hello! My name is...: A Guide to Making Neofriends

Just as important as where TO make neofriends is where NOT to make neofriends.

by slinkee
Royalboys Aren't Pampered Princesses, You Know

I, a Royal Peophin, am here today to tell you all about what I have gone through as a prince, what I have had to face.

by koichiitachi
O.C.P.D. What is it?

Obsessive Compulsive Packrat Disorder, or OCPD, affects many Neopians. In fact, it is probably one of the most common illnesses in Neopia.

by 101monica101
The World of Winter Sports in Terror Mountain

Congratulations! It's important to be energetic. But how do you, the responsible and accommodating owner, take care of them in winter, so they don't catch the Sneezles?

by charumati
Jungle Raiders Guide: Swing Your Way to a High Score

In Jungle Raiders, you play a jungle-themed Mynci whose goal is to collect as much treasure as possible by swinging through the trees and gathering the coins that are placed in his path.

by facetiousmind
Ten Things You Could Do In The New Year

As Neopia prepares to enter Year Eleven, there are undoubtedly many things you would like to do to prepare for the forthcoming New Year.

by scenette
New Years Resolutions

Hey, Y 11 is coming up and the turn of the year is the usual time when most Neopians make a list of ideas to better themselves in the new year.

by cherokee_kitten_
 
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"A Detour" by olivia_2022
She had even drawn out a map of the path from her house to the market, just in case she and her younger brother managed to get lost. In Libby's mind, there was nothing that was left unplanned; therefore, nothing could go wrong...




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Hairy Sweaters
Why would any respectable pet shave their head? Maybe a new trend.

by iloenchen

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The Namer
The adoption Uni cocked her head to one side. "Are you sure? Her name is unpronounceable..."

by sassygirlygirl3792

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A Faerie Tale: War - Part Six
"No one will dare come to help Faerieland," Jhudora continued. "After all, if it's an evil as great as to defeat Fyora... why bother fighting it at all?"

by herdygerdy

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Yo Ho Yo Ho, A Plushie's Life For Me: Part One
An adventurous story of how a plushie Shoyru found his true calling.

by pineapple_apple

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Lacking In Sanity- Racking Leaves
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by gallaxyvixen

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Stix and Snowflakes
Ice, poison, and spice make for a fun day.

by hoeiva



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