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	Accessories NOT optional This guy takes customization more seriously than anyone! by icecreamkatana
	Haggling Shopkeeper Nimmo, why are you the way that you are? by takatheeducatedkid
	Valentine Rock Beware! Being a box of chocolates sounded fun, until they saw the hungry Chia! Collab with lyndsey4657 by aquaantoni
	Royal Pain: Pick Your Own - Part 1 Technically speaking, would it count for or against the avatar? Collab with mistyqee by winner19955
	The Real Games Master "You'll have to solve my riddles if you want to make it out alive..." by kittyko92
	Next Neopian Generation Thanks for all these years on Neopets! Here's to many more to come. Collab with lov2sing by gardenteaparties
	NeoQuest Adventures Dragoyles and Draiks Collab with luc187 by kuroneko_kitty
	The Floating Islanders - Haggle Hassle I haven't tried this on the crumpetmonger out of fear of losing all carb access. by yankeesrule244444456
	Un Canny ... and get OOOUUT of my HOOOUUSE! by rebeccanmn
	Down for Maintenance: Behind the Scenes Something is happening... by pikcel
	DoTS and the Phantom of Neopian Times #01 "Who when where what and why?" Says a Weewoo by soragin
	Baby-Faced "Looking good, if I say so myself..." by haileywoo
	Completely Smart - Beach Day Make sure to wear sunscreen! Collab with faerierainbow3 by ms_meepit
	The Perfect Petpet Some pets think too highly of themselves... by blinkalexa182
	Subverting egg-spectations This egg won't crack. by charlubby

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"Daring Dailies" by neopartia
It was another beautiful morning on Mystery Island, Benji thought to himself happily as he popped his folding chair open on the golden sand with a grand flourish. He’d discovered this spot a few months ago - the perfect stretch of sand just barely verging on the edge of Geraptiku, far away from the more inviting beaches that attracted tourists. The Mutant Kacheek slipped on a pair of sunglasses and jabbed a bendy straw into his orange juice box before settling happily into his beach chair for a little nap. It was nice to feel his toes in the sand and the sun on his brain. Not as nice as he’d thought, actually…he frowned and peeked open an eye, searching for the offending cloud blocking his sun, only to find himself staring directly into a pair of shiny purple buttons. “Dancin’ Darblats!” Benji cried, jolting awake with such a start that his lawn chair collapsed on him. His squished juice box dribbled sadly into the sand. A familiar guffaw came from between the purple buttons. “Did I scare ya?” asked the Burlap Kau. “No, Wybie, you caught me using a new exercise machine - the tail cruncher,” Benji said sarcastically, then realised his mistake just a second too late. “How does it work?” Wybie asked earnestly. He didn’t exactly ‘get’ sarcasm. “Don’t worry about it - it’s a trade secret, patent pending,” Benji grumbled. “Why are you here?” “I was looking for you! I thought —

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A Hero's Epilogue
What happened to Hanso and Brynn after my series Sands of an Hourglass? Time to find out! Enjoy :)

by nick_and_nickette

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Claire and the Coaster of Terror
“Sorry kid, you gotta be a centimetre taller to ride the Coaster of Terror. Maybe try the merry-go-round? Lots of little Usuls like it, this ride might be a bit scary for you.”

by dennykins

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Neopia's Most Iconic Petpets
Miss Prickles here switching things up just a little bit! Instead of my usual Best and Worst Dressed list, for this edition of the Neopian Times, I am focusing on the best accessory of all: Petpets.

by spukl1

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The Best (and Worst) Places to Sleep!
*Yawns* Welcome to a very sleepy guide on the best (and worst) places to sleep! This article was written during the Month of Sleeping for maximum sleepiness, but I believe naps are an all-year-round type of thing.

by aka892

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A Hero's Journey: Squire
The young Blue Cybunny ran as fast as his legs could carry him through the woods, thorns and branches ripping at his clothes and fur as he did so. Thumbnail by twillieblossom

by precious_katuch14

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1000 Hours Outside: A Tale of Two Friends
The sweltering sun beat down on the Grarrl as he lay on the sands, sunglasses and straw hat decorating his face. Collab with honorrolle

by superkathiee

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