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Issue: 414 | 16th day of Collecting, Y11

Comics

	Geraptiku and the Cursed Wave, Part 12 Swamp witches hate it when you sneak up on them. by buizelmaniac
	Too Early for Pun ...or was it fun? by yaminoto
	Maraquan Mishaps - By the Sea Shore I sell sea shells. Also by marymao by lily_evans11
	Not Again... Why Battledome items are called "BATTLEDOME ITEMS". by shmozie
	Something Smells Fishie Prestidigitarianism feels no guilt. by luckyfishie
	Dinner Sometime you just don't want to know. by skrol
	My Owner: The Excellent Cook You mean Plushie isn't an available color for Lupes? by pouritoto
	Tough Being A Uni Polish my hooves! by pestilencexcore
	Paraphrenalia Not a wise choice for a kitchen. by hidden_sapphire
	The Amazing Analyst Rate a Neopet! Script by sariphe by scarvogue
	Sanity LTD Can you lick your elbow? I bet Zedext can. by thunderlight314
	The Jellybean Challenge! I can eat ANYTHING! by shade876
	At the Battledome: vs Chia Clown Random events shouldn't be so random sometimes. by winner19955
	Levered Again I have a bone to pick with this lever-thingy. by ssjelitegirl
	100 Kinds of Crazy - Thorns Why you never hug rashpids. by kouger233
	Dodgeball A slightly more violent version of your average dodgeball game. o_o by xx_wolf_xx_cub_xx
	Tonu Troubles! Argh! by charlie_ryan
	Alien Aisha Ears Think of the Aishas. by seahorsepond
	The Shopkeeper says How in the world..? by skeye665
	Neopian Discovery Channel: Lag Slug chapter 1 Always wondered what was responsible for all the lag? Well now you know... by ashanti1011
	Out of the Ordinary - Smelly Jelly ...Any leftovers? by daniellegrey
	The Tomb of Geraptiku But while you're safe... by shika_kun_
	Snack Time One thing I've learned from my various travels; don't trust zombies. by eccentricityx
	The Purple Dress: Part I It all begins here. How strange. by leetmango
	Starry Stuff; Halloween Issue Part 2 Who took Yuki's arm?? Seriously... Who did? by marilltachiquin
	Halloween Troubles, Part 1 Wait up! Also by lykyeahright by a13xl
	A Spooky Halloween, part 2 Fairground food! by ghostkomorichu
	Halloween Crossover #1 FLAIL Come to my party!!! D: Also by water_park1993 by ruby_petal

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Jetsam Day: Prepared?

Jetsam have long been seen as the fierce fighters and unfriendly of Maraqua (just look at that pet picture: their fins are up and ready for a fight!), but they have been rather scarce since they became limited edition way back on the 17th Day of Hunting in Year 3 (May 17, 2001). However, every 16th Day of Collecting, a few lucky people are able to snatch up of few of these predators of the sea to add to their collection. But, what is the true...

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Shooting Star
"I don't see why Rosie doesn't just come out and get this stuff herself," muttered the red Gelert, his bright blue eyes fixed on the street ahead of them.

by whiskerun

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Just a Dream
Each and every day, Petey would watch another lucky petpet being taken from the awful pet shop, and would wish more than anything that he could go with them.

by nutz4animals

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A Guide to Writing: Guides and other Articles
Articles are the kings of the Neopian Times. They are simple to write, enjoyable and helpful to read, and ANYONE can come up with one.

by danielleplicka

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5 Steps to Dominating Neopia
Excellent. You are now my apprentice. I shall call you Bob.

by cloudpuffpuff

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The Return of Sloth: The Musical! - Part One
Valka: Commander Valka to Gorix; I need a volunteer.

Gorix: Gorix back to Valka; I read you loud and clear.

by rosabellk

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Stranded!: Part Two
The frigid sea water did not take long to wake Madalleena up. In fact, the second she entered the water, her mind snapped awake.

Also by brookeppg

by matilda_39

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