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Help! My Stamp Is Stuck!

"A single bead of sweat dripped down Sunny the Scorchio’s forehead. It should have been more, but for the past six hours..."

by erduoduo
Feathered and Flightless: The Discovery of Weewoo

"My name is Roxton: Roxton A. Colchester the Third. I’ve made innumerable findings travelling the continents of Neopia, and the discovery of the Weewoo is one of my favourite stories to share. It began..."

by enkouen
The Hidden Robot

"A Robot Tuskaninny flies past - on fire..."

by the_academy_awards
Echoes in the Snow

"I knew that I was growing old when I really started getting into jazz. My old man was much the same. I remember every Sunday morning he would..."

by kadface
A Weewoo's Delivery Day

"The crisp smell of ink and paper filled the air as another morning at the Neopian Times office began. Neopets rushed around, sipping their coffees and skimming their notepads..."

by maddie_bangz
Failure : A Boochi Tale

"There's something to be said about failure, or at least Boochi assumes..."

by xsorrel
Can’t You See Me?

"Novaic’s ears perked up at the sound of his name and bounced on over..."

by l0000000l
Niemyra's Big Break

"The alarm clock next to Niemyra’s head suddenly blared, violently ripping her from her dreams of a sunny, peaceful weekend with no deadlines looming over her head. She tossed her..."

by neoholic17
 
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The Bravery to Put Pen to Paper



You’re reading this and saying to yourself, Oh Fyora, I wish I was talented enough to get that exclusive Neopian Times Writer avatar. Allow me to tell you this: a far greater reward awaits once you put pen to paper than a Weewoo wobbling on a stack of printed issues. There are countless Neopians eager to experience your imagination through your artistry. And who knows? After tapping into your writing, you may earn that White Weewoo and the respectable NT Star avatar for 10+ accepted submissions too. After collaborating with someone, I learned not everyone is thrilled to write as I am. It’s one thing to run Neopies award-winning cinematic masterpieces in your head, but once you stare at a blank sheet of paper, the task becomes insurmountable. You may feel apprehensive about tackling such a monstrous undertaking, and that’s okay. Let me inspire you to conquer your fear and take the first step. I won’t offer grammatical or stylistic advice because those skills are honed from practice and regular reading. And hey, you can find that stuff at libraries, writers’ groups, and your local bookshop. Whether you’re in Brightvale, Faerieland, or even in Moltara’s Arcanium, self-help texts may provide everything you need to succeed in Neopia with diagrams, step-by-step processes, and interviews with



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Here's To Another 25 - An Interview
Founded in 1999, Neopets is truly one of the most iconic games of all time. The fact that it has lasted for 25 years is a testimony to that.

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Ellsworth's List of Neopia's Top Parties
As the esteemed host of the Neopies, Neopia’s premier award show, you might say I’ve received my fair share of party invitations...

by tylerhuyser

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Starstruck
Team Kreludor have won Altador Cup VII and are celebrating like it's Y10 all over again! But, what's a party without a surprise or two?

by pikapi20

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Accessible Journalism
When Ruby awoke that morning, a part of her hoped she’d hear the front door open, and Lana’s warm voice would fill the foyer. She and her sister would embrace, and after Lana finished telling her about her harrowing escape from Void-ridden Brightvale, they’d get to work on that article.

by hybatsu

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Emergency in Neopia Central!
"We're picking up reports of an alarm from Neopia Central!"

by lavo0810

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The Great Heist
"Tonight my faithfull henchmen..."

by littlespacecase



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