teh 1337est n00zpaper Circulation: 175,202,370 Issue: 369 | 21st day of Storing, Y10
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series
 

Short Stories


The Meepit Show Strides Forth

Welcome to the Meepit Show. Today, we promise to bring you an afternoon full of entertainment, intelligent banter and good quiz questions, courtesy of yours truly, somebody who never keeps promises.

by spoonguardonline
The Babysitter's Orchard

"Where are we going? You said something about a juppie orchard in the neomail?"

by nativsis
Somewhere Far From Here

The letter he sent me... I almost threw it away as soon as I'd finished it, but I couldn't do it.

by phoenix_through_fire
The Protectors

The Aisha began pondering the reason why he even came to this dreary spot in the first place. Oh yes, he wanted to catch wild petpets to sell...

by sheyda_sheyda
Kindred Spirits

"No, that's silly. I am the Swamp Witch; I don't take vacations."

by a_greenparrot
Adopted

"If we ever get out of this cage, we'll Neomail you. But when that happens, Dr_Death will have a good heart." Nistemme laughed hollowly.

by jubub33
Adventures with the Bug Brigade

The bug brigade is a union that most of Neopia does not know about. These specially trained pets travel the entire world...

by phyrekytten
One Cup of Borovan

"Strange that we're weird like this. Climbing mountains for fun. Battling evil villains." She grins at him...

by cats9723
A Candychan Adventure

"I think we should become world-famous adventurers. We'd be so good at it, you know."

by twocents
In Search of Juppies

Chelton the Green Ogrin reached into the oven and removed his latest and most delicious creation.

by peaceloveocelot37
From Meridell to Neopia Central

Life is horrendously boring without you here.

by smiles8887
Dreaming...

I'm Faith the blue Uni and I live in Meridell. I go all over Neopia, though.

by semicutie3
Just One Friend

Any pet would want to have what Llynia had... except Llynia.

by engadine
 
Search the Neopian Times




Headlines


An Origami Petpet



Quite some time ago, The Neopets Team created the most brilliant petpet ever! That's right, we're talking about those Origami petpets you've been seeing all over Neopia. Very soon after they were released, these cute petpets quickly took the population by storm. If you're having trouble choosing that perfect petpet, look no further! Here are ten amazing reasons to choose the best petpets EVER... cardboard origami ones! You may scoff at the notion, but the truth is that these colorful, economical petpets are a joy to have in a neohome. Here are many amazing reasons why...



Other Stories


---------

Key Quest - Play to Win. Play to the End.
Seriously, how many games give prizes to the person who was the farthest from the goal?

by tj_wagner

---------

Roo Island - The Forgotten Holiday Destination
Why not try a visit to Roo Island?

by umbreae

---------

The Last Page: Part Four
"Woh ymna spffu ni a hebrat fo wndi?" my master muttered...

by silent_snow

---------

Fyora and Celandra: From Servanthood to Friendship - Part One
"How do they expect me to rule a country and clean the castle at the same time?" lamented Fyora.

by black_skull725

---------

Made of Nitrogen: Fissues
Like butter, jam goes great with bread - yummmm.

by squeeful745

---------

Jyanyo
Mm... Tsiga is just a very bad loser. :L hehe

by tenedria2



Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.