Short Stories

	(Un)conventional Villains "If we put all these thing-a-mabobs to use, we could, like, totally take over Neopia." by a_purplepossum
	Sometimes Superglue Can't Fix Everything "Tanka, what have you broken this time?" With raised eyebrows my brother Species looks at me from over the edge of his book. by chaotizitaet
	A Uni Bedtime Story A very long time ago, there was a young royal girl Uni... by blackghoulmon
	Pirating For Somewhat Less Fun and Profit "Oh. Er, that wasn't me. It was some other Darigan Eyrie who just happens to share my name." by cookybananas324
	Quills and Bridges I sigh and softly tap the pencil on my desk a few times; each knock leaves a tiny grey indent in the wood, like footprints. by ilovethelionking1
	Scars: Loyalty "Yes, Gorix and Parlax were high-level agents. Yes, they took dangerous missions and accomplished them. But when Parlax gained his scar, it was completely intentional..." by kittengriffin
	Winter Wishes "Please do not show Leia this letter. I could not handle coming there and seeing her sad face." by illinata
	A Thousand Words It was revolting, nauseating. She couldn't even come close to blending in to her favorite nighttime scenery anymore, couldn't pull pranks from the shadows. by dianacat777
	The Argument Suddenly, two Draiks appeared, both in sweeping robes of the colors white, gold and green... by dragonstorm_75
	Three is Company: The Lost Temple "Her? Them? Give me some details, you're leaving me a bit confused here," Jeran said. by jeran_b
	I'll Always Remember There's nothing too special about this clearing; the only reason I remember it is because of the good memories I have of spending time there. by hidefultrarealism
	Yurble Tales: Tale #12 "STAY OFF MY LAND!" The brown Yurble scowled... by lamelallama
	The Symol Investigators What exactly does the SIT do? Every day we send twenty to thirty petpets from the team down the Hole to see what they can find. by rocknrollpup95

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Interview: Eliv Thade

First, I had to go into that creepy old haunted house. Then I had to convince Mr. Smarty-robes to accept the interview. And after the interview, he still insisted that I had to do some weird ritual to put his soul at rest (AKA find that book that he's been wanting to finish for so long and the kitchen knife so that he can snack on apple slices while he reads), which meant that I had to dust and vacuum the library looking for his "Shield of Pion Troect," which is ancient Maraquan for "over-sized bookmark..."

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The Shop Wizard is widely used and often under appreciated.

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[muttering under his breath] Treacherous scum, loyal for hire.

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The Greatest Story Never Told: Part Four
"I can hear the guards!" she whispered frantically, her eyes as wide as saucers.

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Can we Maraquan Shoyrus Really Fly?
...Sadly, no...

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Adorable, I Say
Who could resist that face?

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