12 Most Dangerous Places in Neopia

Okay now that I got Lawyerbot out of my hair (gosh is he hard to untangle!) I will continue with the article!

Ever wonder where you could send your worst enemies or your Neopets for a "time out?” Maybe you should try one of these 12 places!

Note: as Lawyerbot said above I do not recommend entering any of these places.

#12: As you know Meri Acres Farm is a nice place to go see how country life is, but there can be danger. #12 is the giant marrow - Giant Bessie. This 100 pound marrow could roll over you any time. Think of this, if anyone gave it a good shove, it could go rolling down the hill into Meridell squishing all Neopets in its path. Safe? I THINK NOT!

#11: Would you like to be bouncing out of control? What? You would? Well how about with 50% breathable air! Yeah, that is right, #11 on my list is Neopia's moon Kreludor. Bouncing without air is not the best thing to be doing. In addition there is the Kreludan Mining Corp. there. Those S750 Kreludan Defender Robots could crush you flat just like a giant marrow. *shifty eyes* If you ever do go there, I recommend you stay in one of the Kreludan homes.

#10: Swimming can be lots of fun! When you are close to shore and have air. Unlike Kreludor my #10 most dangerous place has 0% air. Yep, you guessed it, the Ruins of Maraqua. If you are a Maraquan pet you may be safe but for the 150,000,000 other non-Maraquan Neopets it's deadly. You may be saying, well, why not just hang out in the underwater fishing cavern. It’s safe there. WRONG! There is a giant squid that could pull you into the water. That doesn't seem very safe to me.

#9: If you are ever leaving your Neopets for a while you can certainly leave them at one of Neolodge's five star hotels like AstroVilla. But for all you cheap Neopians out there you might send them to the #9 most dangerous place in Neopia. The one star Cockroach Tower is a very dangerous place to send your Neopets. Think of all the germs that are just crawling around in that building. You could probably get all 35 illnesses from this hotel. So whatever you do, DO NOT SEND YOUR PETS TO COCKROACH TOWERS! (Unless you hate them and you want them to be ill.)

#8: This next one is kind of a DUH! Just look at the name! The Deserted Fairground is #8. With the Wheel of Misfortune, Sssidney's scratch card kiosk and many other spooky places, this place can be very, VERY dangerous. Sure it has its good sides like Spooky Furniture and Haunted Weaponry, but things like Cork Gun Gallery, Bagatelle, Test Your Strength, and Coconut Shy can take your neopoints faster then you can say "oh my gosh, I just got my neopoints stolen from me. I should have listened to SnoopKid8.” Just remember deserted = dangerous.

#7: *RAWR* ME HUNGRY! If you have heard these words before that means you have been to the 7th most dangerous place in Neopia. Of course it’s the Deserted Tomb in that tiny village known as the Lost City of Geraptiku. In this tomb you can find giant Hissies, harmful traps and maybe even a treasure, but I'm focusing more on the giant Hissi and harmful traps. If you ever get lost in a tomb for three days and you come across a ghost Hissi then it’s not the safest place in Neopia. Unless you are a serious avatar collector, I advise you do not go anywhere near the Deserted Tomb.

#6: Now that the Lost Desert is kinda "lost" again, with all of the areas missing you might think that the Lost Desert may not be one of the most dangerous places. Well, think again. #6 of my list is none other but the Scroll Repository. A mad foreman used to be running around (now that building is finished he is out of a job) hitting people if they did one bad thing, like moving the wrong kind of stone or putting furniture in the wrong spot. Also, there is quite a number of thieves trying to get some valuable items. I'd say the Scroll Repository deserves #6.

#5: Terror Mountain is a great place to take a vacation, but it can also be a great place to get into lots of danger, and you can’t have Terror Mountain and danger in the same sentence unless you are talking about the Snowager's cave. He's dangerous when he's awake but if you find him sleeping and you make one wrong move "ROOOOAARRR!!! - The Snowager rears up and fires a MASSIVE icy blast at you and your Neopets!! Oh no!!!" Yeah, that’s right and just like that your neopet is down to 0 health. You know there is a reason that the Snowager is level 650.

#4: An ancient floating citadel hangs in the air above Meridell. It is ruled by the (once evil) Lord Darigan. You guessed it! #4 is the Darigan Citadel because of its sheer evilness. First, it's a floating island; what if it falls? Second, it's ruled by Lord Darigan; I don’t care if he was once evil or is still evil--HE'S DANGEROUS! Third, there is a prison filled with evil Neopians, like one who thinks he knows where Jelly World is. Pshh yeah, Jelly World? What a joke! And finally fourth, there is a petpet arena; why would you want your precious petpets to suffer getting hurt? Just one more word for you:(well actually six) stay away from the Darigan Citadel!

#3: If you ever find yourself going down a dark cave, going up a rope, and hearing heavy breathing, TURN AROUND!!! You have entered the 3rd most dangerous place in Neopia, the Beast's Lair. This cave in the Tyrannian Plateau leads to a giant dinosaur-like bird that can scare the Ca-Jeebers out of you. They have even made a game where you have to run away from this creature. (If you do not like running away from large scary birds, I advise you to not play this game; if you do, then go ahead and play away!) Remember this advice; this dinosaur bird is stronger than you. Do not try to face it!

#2: Number two on my list of most dangerous places in Neopia is eth esCtal fo iEvl adehT. What are you talking about? What do you mean, you don’t understand. Oh for gosh sakes, it's the Castle of Eliv Thade. If you ever enter this scary Castle you are sure to find ghosts, spooky rooms and cracked floor that can send you to the creepy basement. To escape you have to get to all the rooms while answering his dreadful riddles, then make your way to the crypt of Eliv Thade to rest his soul. Sounds scary, right? Not only is it scary but it is also extremely dangerous!

#1: Finally the moment you have all been waiting for! -triumphant music- The #1 most dangerous place is!........................................ What, you want me to tell you? Oh well, sorry to get your hopes up but there is no most dangerous place in Neopia. JUST KIDDING! :K The #1 on my list is! The Temple of 1000 Tombs! Yep, you betcha it's dangerous. With all those traps (gas leaks, flooding, giant jelly, walls closing in and pets turning into sand) it can inflict some serious pain on your neopets. With 291 doors you are sure to run into trouble. Even ask Nabile and Tomos, and trust me they know danger! When you find yourself in the front of the Temple of 1000 Tombs I'm telling you to turn around because it's the #1 most dangerous place in Neopia.

This list was made just for your safety, so if you don’t follow it you will force me to cry until you apologize and give me a cookie. If you ever do not follow my advice please go to the Healing Springs so you can heal your poor, poor neopets that you forced to suffer, while you watch them lose health. HURTING NEOPETS IS WRONG and should never be attempted.

-SnoopKid8