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	A Day Off With Lawyerbot You see, I’m right here in Lawyerbot’s room right now, and hopefully I’ll be spending one day of my lovely weekend following him... by shadowcristal
	Don't Eat Sloth's Fish! Fish as food! The very idea! Could any pet enjoy eating something that is staring up at them with those huge, bulbous eyes that all the fish have? by nut862
	Ice Cream Machine - the Guide with Cherries on Top This time the Ice Cream is out for revenge! by travelerofneopia
	MORE Happy Home Hunting Yes, we're here to continue brainwashing - I mean helping you pick out a place to live by showing you the pros and cons of everywhere! Also by extreme_fj0rd by year_of_the_fox
	Count Von Roo: Why He REALLY Sleeps… I am sure that most of the innocent Neopians out there are not even aware of Count Von Roo, who he is, or what he does. by plutoplus1
	The Books that Never Quite Made It Have you ever wondered about the books that never made it into Neopia? Wondered about what troves of knowledge they hold? by dominatore31
	Cool (and Cheap) Toys to Buy for your Neopets You and your pets are sitting inside your neohome, completely and utterly bored... by lissie1118
	Pterattack: Revamped The game was revamped from the old version of Pterattack. The controls are the same from the old version, but there have been some changes, past the graphics. by armadi
	Weed It and Reap: a Beginner's Guide to Neogardening Neogardening is an ancient and complex ritual that evolved on Mystery Island hundreds of years ago. by pk_fire14
	An Interview with the Desert Food Stall Grarrl Hello, good reader, this is an interview with one of the most ignored half-heroes of Neopets, that Desert Food Stall Grarrl guy. by dark_knights_sabre
	What Started as a Day in Terror Mountain... I suddenly came across an old issue of the Neopian Times. Yes, it was no other than “Neopian Times Issue 3.” No big deal, right? by actress_to_be17
	Ask the Experts Me: So, Brucey! You’re the one who found the Lost Desert, right? by androidvidel

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Weed It and Reap

I’m here to tell you how you, that’s right, YOU can grow a fabulous acreage that will have the neighbors in awe and random vegetable Chias attempting to bury themselves in your topsoil just so they can be near your fabulous, fabulous Neogarden...

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I Dare You
"Oh, come on, Polly," she sighed, watching the devastated expression on her friend's face. "I'm only asking you to do it once…"

by candykitty

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Define Happiness: a (Possible) History
"Faerie, why do you not smile?" a curious blue Kacheek once asked quietly, staring up at Baelia with intense black eyes. "You are the most beautiful in all of Neopia, surely you are happy."

by spaiirow

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The Lost Desert Dagger: Part Three
"The Wadjet Circle, a once prominent thieves guild that flourished until a decade ago in this very city." The red Kyrii saw the flicker of recollection and continued...

by scarrift

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The Sought, the Sister, and the Sorceress: Part Two
"Correction: they wanted you. I just followed you from behind, but I was found out. Apparently, you're the Chosen One."

by animalnutz1993

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Manta's Misadventures
"The Quest"

Also by fetedieu

by breama

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Apple for the Teacher
A treat within a treat if your teacher's a Lenny.

Art by x_b0b0_x

by patjade

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