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An Interview with Edna the Witch

Edna the witch. If you ask a Neopian who hasn’t been to the Haunted Woods they would probably say, “Edna who?” or “Witch, agghhhh!” and run away screaming.

by scottypritchett
Watch for Cracks This October

Don't let any black meowclopses cross your path, especially when you're eating that fish pop!

Also by plutoplus1

by puppy200010

What to Do and Not Do in Eliv Thade's Castle

Read on, brave reader, and you will find the Top Five Things You Should Do and Not Do if You Find Yourself Trapped in Eliv Thade’s Castle.

by tigerfanatic33
Bird Calls: an Interview with the Pteris of Neopia

What I find interesting about the Pteris is the fact that there are several with enigmatic powers that randomly show up. Based on these Pteris, in fact, they could be considered the most powerful pet in Neopia. Skeptical? Read on.

by pk_fire14
My Quest for Books

You can buy titles in many different places, and for a wide range of different prices. What follows are my own personal tricks for getting the most number of books for the least number of neopoints.

by lastwave
Vexed by Vex: a Cellblock Interview

As I made my trek to the Citadel, I reflected on the history of Vex. The warden who watched over the prison blocks of Darigan was the some-what celebrated inventor of Cellblock, the ever popular puzzle game.

by guy_sebastian_crazy
6 Ways to Fool the Pant Devil

Drat! Did that Pant Devil steal something from you? It’s pretty bad and angry.

by brymax406
Neopia's Most Craziest, Spiffest, Finest Halloween Costumes

Well, fear not, dear Neopians, for this article might just be the help you need to pick out a proper costume (or even better, make one yourself!) for Halloween.

by shadowcristal
A Sweet Tooth's Guide to Halloween

Who doesn’t love those delicious Neopian candies? You know, the basics: white chocolates, dark chocolates, mint chocolates, Neodrops, jellies, gobstoppers...

by playmobil_is_my_life
Be Well Advised

While the search for Sahkmet may seem innocent enough, we beg of you to understand what this whole event is doing to our planet. An obsession with this “Lost Desert Plot” has been sweeping Neopia...

by heretosee
Tricking For Your Treats!

Well, we can help you make this year’s celebrations turn in to a candy-filled party by demonstrating the amazing effects of a mere minimum-effort costume change and a bit of trickery!

Also by tnumfive

by velveteen

Be Secure, Safe and ENJOY Yourself on the 31st...

Why, you wouldn’t want the Pant Devil to take an item of yours if you were to go on a little expedition in Haunted Woods on such a night! So, you’re in the safety of your Neohome...

by ripplina
Treats, Not Tricks: Yay or Nay

Sorted in this super spiffy sweet “Yay or Nay” guide, you can know which candies to toss, let rot, and shove in your mouth.

by o_apollo_o
 
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Candy: the Guide



Halloween! You know, that autumn holiday where you get to wear a cool costume at night, run around with your friends, and go door to door scaring your neighbors? Now, come on. What part of that isn’t fun? But you know what the best part is? CANDY, of course!



Other Stories


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Halloween Happenings
"Halloween. The whole idea of it. I mean, dressing up like someone else to get candy? How lame. Candy is bad for you, anyway."

by kacheeklover3579

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Taking a Chance on Friendship
"Well, you see, we're a club here," answered the Shoyru proudly, "And one of our rules is that we can only talk with other club members."

by tj_wagner

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Legend Seekers: Destiny Discovered - Part Three
Shaking his head to clear the thought, the silver cub marched on, determined to ignore the voice of his conscience...

by yatomiyuka

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Never Wish to Fly: Part Six
A small, cracked, blue bowl full of some sort of unidentifiable, odd-smelling brown and green slop was shoved into her face. Yum, breakfast, thought Pangra sarcastically...

by puppy200010

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Mootix Madness - the Trickers Get Treated
... the only time of the year when you get to see the Soup Faerie wicked!

by leoness

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Me and my Weird Ones
He talks so fast!

by captain_arctic



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