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	BAM! Player One Wins! Now, you are probably here because you just can't seem to improve your score in Meepit vs. Feepit. I am here to help you achieve your dream. by detoxxify
	The Meerca Brothers: Inside Story Hi! Matt here, right in Qasalan Royal Treasury with the Meerca Brothers, Heermeedjet and Merouladen! by bill_belichick
	Too Many Rotten Old Shoes? There is reason to believe there is an entire underground organization or mystical village of retired shoemakers dedicated to recycling the same several million shoes to bring great angst and mystery into our lives or really polluted waters. by meshikins402
	Treasure Hunt Madness First of all, treasure may be in many different places. It could be buried somewhere, underwater, underwater AND buried, or just in a box in your grandmother's attic. by krysym
	The Many Dialects of the Neopian World Many times you can use these select dialects and get yourself out of trouble by promoting a well know tribal friendliness. by lostanddomlover911
	Hasee Bounce and Its Surprising Applications to Life Here are the six life tips that I have learned over the years through playing Hasee Bounce that I think are the most important... by zanybrainyno1
	Flooding the Maraquan Myth Ever since the glimmering, shimmering world of New Maraqua was introduced, Neopets have shared one common, steadfast, and seemingly logical misconception about the pristine lands... by ampolin1
	Glorious Guilds There are so many different kinds of guilds, so how do you choose which one to join? Well, you want a guild that will describe you! by lihiaxox
	Something Fishy... Have you ever seen this strange creature in the sea depths and started running for your life in fear? There is no reason to be afraid since it’s only the Ghoti – a joyful, kind and friendly Petpet... by aeriel7
	The Perfect Petpage Guide in Six Steps A petpage guide can be very useful and can provide information and tips for other players. Yet, how can you be sure that your guide is truly beneficial? by tj_wagner
	Code of Yooyu Welfare With the recent Cup, this League has found the need of a new Welfare Code, in order to protect the rights of the yooyus. by ladyxzeus
	The Elusive Flotsam: Searching for a Place in Neopia I have seen very few famous Flotsam in Neopian history. Because of this, I went to interview three of the most well-known Flotsam here in Neopia. by flotjet772
	Team Haunted Woods: More Than Just an Ugly Face If the Altador Cup awarded points based on glamour, the Haunted Woods team would place dead last. However... by moonage_daydream201
	Medieval Mayhem: Darigan Citadel vs. Meridell Team It may come as a small surprise that this year's Yooyuball match-up between the Darigan Citadel and Meridell's team turned out to be an experience of epic proportions! by hoellenthon

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"RoyGBiv! You have to do the dishes when everyone's finished!" RoyGBiv, or Roy as most called him, groaned. How could his Meerca sister love doing chores? It seemed it seemed as if that was all he and Zeppy did. It seemed to the two that Emiliya had the same chores, but was let off easy because they took less time...

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