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Issue: 279 | 16th day of Awakening, Y9 |
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 | 10 Ways to Say 'I Love You'Whether you’re on a budget, or have plenty of neopoints to spare, you’re sure to find at least one method of celebrating this holiday.
by mo0moo |  | Ahnnilator's Guide to Birthday PartiesThrow a party for anyone and everyone. Everyone loves parties, and everyone loves birthdays. However, if you're a bit lazy...
by cyneo_masters2 |  | Putting the Pet Back in Pet's PageNot only is the taking of the page wrong, but it has an extremely negative impact on the pet that falls victim to the action. Even those who simply neglect the page and leave it at default can contribute.
by summerlove77 |  | The Anatomy of Random EventsA breakdown of the randomness of random events.
by sweet_star06 |  | Interpreting the Battledome ScreenThe first step to learning to use the Battledome well is understanding the basics.
by pianoru |  | On the Validity of Zapped PetpetsCalling zapped petpets names and saying they are not 'real' or not as 'special' as their bought version is ridiculous!
by carrotopian |  | Where Do Owners Come From?We've all got one, but where in Neopia do they come from?
by boofy113 |  | Interview With The UppingtonsThat's Valentines, Mrs. Uppington, and it's a day where Neopians everywhere celebrate friendship. Surely, you have heard of it?
by jambammer |  | The Cutest and Most Lovable ItemsNeed something to squeal at? Something to love and hug?
by btcomsa12 |  | A Different Kind of Valentines"What? Valentines Day without the colour red, you must be insane!" I hear you say. Well, with a little research I have come up with a few gifts that are suitable for a red-free Valentines Day.
by _snuppy_ |  | Gee, ThanksValentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented.
by jeanlucgertie |  | Chocolate: The 10 Best for Valentines DayLuckily for you, I've conveniently compiled a list of the 10 best and most popular chocolates/chocolate-products in all of Neopia that make the perfect gift for Valentine's Day.
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If Giving Gets Growls
Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented. And I think I know exactly how to do that. Maybe. Seriously. If you're going to give a gift, make it good. That's my point. Good gifts bring love and happiness. Bad gifts bring anger and violence. No gifts bring depression and more violence. Nobody likes violence. Some people do. I do, to an extent. But not when it's directed at me! And I'm sure you don’t like that very much, either. It's time to rectify this horrible situation!
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Spyder Bite He entered the living room. It was just like he'd expected it to look. His other sister Sara was clinging to the chandelier and a tiny Spyder was perched on the floor...
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The Mirror of Memories: Part Four "I want you to do something to get Malin's attention! I don't know, go knock something over and make a big ruckus. Just don't let her open that umbrella case and see the journal!"
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