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	The Pile of Soot: The Guide to Neopia's Lab Petpet Let's start with the number 1 rule: DO NOT SNEEZE. by felineprince
	"I Flew into a Tree" -- and More Wacky Excuses Let me ask you this: how many times have you tried "My Puppyblew ate my homework"? NO MORE. by playmobil_is_my_life
	Why a Krawk? What exactly is it about Krawks that makes the owners of Neopia sigh with longing over them? by wristlet
	Neopets Unbound: A Guide to Mouseless Gaming The first thing to know is that lacking a mouse (or a reliable one) is not the end of the world. Far from it. There are plenty of games that don't require a broad range of motion or dexterity with your cursor! by literatehyaena
	Show Off Your Pet! But First, Rate My Lookup? Here are some of the most recent and most popular Neoboard topics, starting with the biggest, the rowdiest, the most "faboo" board topic of them all! by indulgences
	Guide to Wicked Wocky Wobble: Junk or Treasure The object of the game is to help Wallace the Wocky catch as many of the falling items from the tree as possible using your mouse to control him. You must be careful, though; if you move too quickly it can be game over for you. by night_angel302
	Gettin' To the Good Stuff You find no Buried Treasure, you already have that Geraptiku toy, Coltzan's shrine makes your hands glow blue, the fruit machine isn't a winning spin... by streamergurl
	Sifting Through the Sewers: A Guide to Sewage Surfer The basic premise of Sewage Surfer is that the Neopian Central Sewer System hasn't been repaired in years... by togepi_forever
	The Top Five Coolest Colours for your Neopet This guide will show you the top five darkest, creepiest, and coolest Neopets that ever emerged from the Rainbow Pool! by jjquil
	Mutant Pets... Truly Evil? Or Misjudged? Mutant pets are extremely loyal to the few people who are their friends. by adopt_today01
	Annual Chocolate Ball Better Than Ever Streamers made of dark chocolate drape the room elegantly. Gift bags of chocolate are carried around... by princess325145
	Imperial Exam: Passing the Cut The gameplay is pretty easy. A speech bubble will appear above the Neopian at the front of the line. Inside that speech bubble will be a word... by gooie629
	School Supplies to Lead You to the Top of Your Class The best notebook out there is the Grey Notebook. Your teacher will love trying to read your homework through the tear marks on the paper... by susankidwell
	Have a Ball So the Annual Chocolate Ball is coming up, and I'm guessing all you know about it is that it involves... chocolate? by confiserie
	I've Got a Golden Ticket Darn it! STILL no invite this year! What does it take to get invited to that darn Chocolate Ball anyway? by shadowchamber

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Mouseless Gaming

The first thing to know is that lacking a mouse (or a reliable one) is not the end of the world. Far from it. There are plenty of games that don't require a broad range of motion or dexterity with your cursor! A lot of the older games, for example, are great ways to earn that precious NP. (And we all know how much you need it, what with inflation and all.) Meerca Chase, a classic game that was recently...

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