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	A Guide To Understanding Abbreviations On The Boards This guide is to help some people who find it hard to decipher the acronyms and abbreviations that are now so widely used on the boards it's become normal to use them! by jotty346
	Farming: Flex the Mighty Muscles of Mediocrity What is farming? Simply put, it's doing an easy thing worth very few points over and over again until it becomes a lot of points. by archer_kat
	Keyquest! Silver is Just As Good As Gold! This article is to show that Gold Keys aren't always better than the other keys. ;) by sportsandmusic69
	Top 10 Most Useful Advent Calendar Items The most important thing about collecting is also thinking about the resale value. by yorble38988
	The Seven Shoes You Must Have in Your Closet Here are seven must-have shoes everyone must own to make customizing quick and easy. by rialene
	Fashion For Minions What? Minions can be fashionable too. =) by cloudpuffpuff
	Not About the Neopoints Why spend time in Neopia if you don't actually care about earning neopoints? What else is there to the site? The answer is: Quite a lot, actually! by teaspill
	Tarla - Behind The Avatar I went onto the avatar boards, and asked around for a 1-10 rating. Many people bustled in to give their review. by chax1414
	Knocking Sense Into Fashion This guide was made possible by Uni's Clothing, the NC Mall, and peach cobbler. Lots and lots of peach cobbler. by gameboy42690

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Fashion For Minions

I have realized something. My minions, those Grundo slaves that do as I please all day, every day, try to keep me, their leader, worshipped and impressed so that I don't unleash my vengeance on them. However, there is one terribly wrong thing with this system. It's a tragedy! Listen up, minions, for I have decided on BIG changes! You all work so hard...

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