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Key Quest: For (Fun and) Profit

Key Quest may well be Neopia's best-kept secret.

by phadalusfish
How to Play World Challenges

Learning how to make the most out of games.

by xxkatiexx_07
Grarrls and You!

Grarrl behavior varies by a lot, but most Grarrls prefer to not be fed trash like most owners think they do, so please don't feed your Grarrl dung and old shoes.

by kaleb704
Where Are They Now?

Whether they get injured, retire, or are cut from a team, all Yooyuball careers come to an end, and we got the story of happens next.

by ben_stiller_rocks
Which Turdle Are You?

The fine minds at Gaseous Moonpie Incorporated (read: me and my posse of Babaa) have spent years studying all aspects of Neopia and have devised a quiz which will help you find yourself again.

by moonset
Advanced Mini-Game Strategies

If you need a little help with Key Quest Mini-Games then I may just have a trick or two to share.

by mastertrainer9750
The Fantastical Pet Naming Guide

Here are four ways to get an amazing name for your future pet.

by daddyslttlegurl
Hannah and the Kreludor Caves: Exclusive Interview

I managed to secure an exclusive interview time slot with our favorite explorer, who sheds light on why she wanted to explore the lands beyond Neopia.

by fyora123123
The Top Ten Pumpkin Treats!

It's that time of year again; you can just feel that Autumn is on its way.

by xoxkar
Falling for Fashion

Normally everyone knows to look to the fire faeries for fall fashions.

by ilovemycatembers
Preventing Petrification Tips

1. Do not, under any circumstance, try to steal a glowing artifact. It glows for a reason.

by candycaddy
Why We Don't Need Our Faeries

I don't think anyone could have anticipated how great a Neopia without faeries would be.

by stoicjohn
 
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"The Monster in the Pound" by mrs_cherish
"Chin up, little one." Ned smiled encouragingly, ignoring the squelching sound as he put his arm around Lavender's shoulders. "It's not so bad in here. You get to meet lots of different Neopets from all kinds of interesting places, and you get used to the damp, and the food isn't so bad if you hold your nose and don't chew, and we play fun games like 'Guess the Infectious Disease' and-"




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The Healer
The faeries were silent, cold stone, and the pleas for help that had always rung out across Neopia now went unanswered.

by atarenya

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Double Agent
She keeps to herself. No one knows her real name...

by jessiemarie89

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The Tales of Maraqua: Part Four
The others didn't expect me to perform as badly as that... but that's since we never faced Krawk Island during the first Altador Cup.

Art by desert_gp_dragon2oo5

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5


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The Same Old Story: Part Two
"I only eat brains," he replied simply. Looking around the table, I noticed none of Clare's pets were eating, just eyeballing us greedily.

by werelupe25_25_25

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Confetti: Faerie's Ruin Healing Springs
Now what?

by smlv4_smlv4_1_1_1

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Oh, yes
Potatoes...?

by berreh



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