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12 Tips for Neopets Boredom

We've all been bored at one point, but if you read this guide, then you'll have twelve ways to cure it!

by chestnuttiger787
10 Editorial Tips

1. You don't have to throw something.

by lauracat6
Is Dr. Sloth Evil? An Interview...

Is Dr. Sloth good or bad? I'm here to find out...

by icy_banana
Neocash Wearables You Should Own - But Don't

This list is composed entirely of items that are currently obtainable in the mall.

Also by sinistrous

by agedbeauty

Stealing Skills in the Dome

While stealing is usually condemned elsewhere, it's considered to be perfectly alright in the Battledome.

by rider_galbatorix
Top 10 Cutest Items in Neopia

There's just so much to choose from when it comes to theme and selection!

by vforvendetta_
Beating Mr PunchBag Bob!

Oh! I guess you must have stumbled upon my *ahem* entertaining and informative guide!

by codswobble
The Snowager: Misunderstood or Just Plain Evil?

Maybe the ice-dwelling pack-rat isn't evil, just misunderstood. Could it have been scarred by some buried trauma?

by im_a_sniffer_x3
Science of Random Events

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a piece of cake!

by gorillu
Customization - the Basics For a Great Look

Need a leg up on customization? This article's here to help.

by fudgedara
Restocking, Part 1: the Basics

Let's start with the basic restocking terms, shall we?

by toon_link_dancing
Ultimate Excitement: An Interview

"Would you be interested for a spin on the Wheel of Excitement? Only 500 NP a go!"

by ingina3
More than Just a New Look

There's no shortage of choice when it comes to giving your pets a makeover - but they may gain more than a snazzy new appearance.

by burning_shadows_79
Altador Cup VI: The Team Files Part 1

Time to whip out those team jerseys and get supporting!

by zinkidy_dink
 
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"A New Job" by minnow
It had seemed like a simple enough job when she had signed up; she would get to sit in some poncy merchant's wagon and if on the very unlikely chance it was attacked, she would wave her sword at the idiot who thought they'd nick something valuable from a wagon with "Shiny Trinkets. They're really cool... Honest!" painted haphazardly on the side...




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Willow
The carriage rocketed through the rain, water and mud splashing up against its frame. It was going far too fast...

by thorndove

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Fondant and Flippant Wishes
It takes him exactly thirty-three and a half steps to get downstairs to his kitchenette, where his coffeepot warms up within seven minutes.

by kingskid999

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The Grass is Always Greener: Part Three
The Werelupe approached, and by now he had spotted them as well. But he checked his happy bounce mid-step, and Jatalle guessed that his new owner might not be as carefree as her own.

by elly042

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The Prophecy Faeries 3: Linisa's Return - Part Eight
This time, the faeries did not have to be shown the hidden tunnel in the mountains that led to the Sun. The memory of its location had been burned into their minds.

by alex313

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Zapped Love
Even lab rats have love...

by maniac_road

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Blumaroo Basher
The perfect revenge-oriented game not only for Kass, but also those who still hold a grudge against Bonju.

by 1992jk1995



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