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Issue: 205 | 26th day of Hiding, Y7

Comics

	Egad, Meepit They may seem rather harmless... by citadell
	Revenge of the Sludge This day had to come... by lovy_lisa
	Sanity Obsolete Welcome to Level 100! art by imogenweasley by evanescent_pudding
	Do Not Poke Aww, poor Turmaculus... by ssjelitegirl
	Hide and no Seek Let's play hide-and-seek! by glowing_banana
	N3oW3IRD Episode 04 Wanna know something cool? by neekko
	Underappreciated Robbie always thought that his glow was just a freaky attraction... by spooky_squee7
	A Tomato's Secret... A guide to looking young and beautiful. by jazzyshizzle
	Hilarity YAY! by freekygal
	Nyah~! #3: Restocking 'Whiplash' is all sold out! by ae0nsoul
	Stuffing The tooth faerie would be so proud!! by linnipooh
	NeoComp Pool Fun Part 1... by chibikatza
	Grundo Stix #3 Oh no you don't.... by anikajinn
	The Petpet Hole Sadly... rocks can't climb. by nicole1251
	A. B.O.R.N. S.I.T.C.O.M. Watch out, grapefruit. by wonderweezel
	The Angry King I mean, I live practically next door! by placid_nightmare
	A Messed up Household Just be back in time for dinner. by snoepje007
	Zombify A delightful comic about braaaiinss... by the_kings_evil
	200m Peanut Dash Get ready, set.... by cinnamorollio
	Speck the Speckled It's so great that you could come and visit! by cheetah_kougra
	Marshmallow Grundo Mmmmm. Marshmallow.... by ickessler
	Dernière Danse Packrat? Surely you must be joking. by sarah_kun
	Yup, it's me! Old Neocola... by j_ja_l_2003
	T3h Praedius Life's just not fair for ol' Praedius. by arttimo
	Ixi Incidents RAWRG!! by falorie21
	Gone Golfing Fore! by confuzerated
	Bad Carma Random events while battling can be a hazard... by armadi
	Floofeh Good luck! by jupeboxgal
	Ai Yi Aisha You wouldn't still be mad, would you? by yami13331
	Neopian Neophyte Pshhh... this is more random that any event I ever saw! o.O by leedom111
	Usuki Day Idea If you could just stay still... by eyezinsanity
	Fumbled! The importance of not being overconfident.... by kesomon

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"Kyrii Day Cake" by jen4ever4ree
It's Kyrii Day, the only day which would lead me to drag myself out of bed at five in the morning. Actually, I've never woken up at five in the morning on Kyrii Day before, but this year Mama decided I was good enough to bake our traditional Luxurious Kyrii Cake...

Other Stories

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House Party
"Mom, Nelly buried my Usukis in the backyard again!" a red Usul shrieked as she practically flew through the kitchen and into her owner's arms. "Can we please sell him to our neighbors or something?"

by springsteen0991

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Wishes by Moonlight: The Mark
"Caeson, stop acting like a puppy and get over here!"

by smurfafied1800

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Does the Snow Faerie Wear Shoes?
Have you ever tried to observe the feet of a faerie? It would surprise you how many don't let you see their feet.

by master_1_jedi

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The Guide to Stockmarket Jargon and Terms (Part II)
For the second time, I’m about to tell you more of the terms, phrases and words to help you boost your Stockin’ speech and make you the Savvy Investor we all want to be.

by nyyankeesfan72

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Stolen Treasures: Part Three
The girls had reached a fork in the road, so Kara took out the map once again. Suddenly the wind blew harder than ever, and blew the map right from her hands...

by uni_luver

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Because of Jhudora's Book: Part Two
She sighed, but not out of regret. Oh no, she did not regret joining Jhudora, even if yesterday she had been a little shaky...

by kemppotatoe

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