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Circulation: 106,046,831

Issue: 211 | 7th day of Collecting, Y7

Comics

	Soup Bowl I know you want to try some! by plaquenil
	Good, Bad, and Horribly Wrong The whole of Neopia will tremble at my hooves. by windmil
	Maximus Insanitus Why is there water in the "desert-ed" palace?! by hehe041578
	Splodge - Beauty in the Ear of the Beholder... Sooo cute! by scribble
	Fond Memories: One "Lucky" Wheel Not QUITE the prize I was after... x_x by prettyprincesslady54
	Portable Kilns are NOT Toys!! Uneducated pets should not wield this powerful weapon! by bobo36000
	Neo-Nightmare The worst dream ever... by placid_nightmare
	Baby food Are you sure it's fit for babies? by tehhotbird
	Temple of 1000 pets Errr... by icefoxer
	Maths Nightmare - Upgraded I think I'm going to need a bigger calculator... by archangellight
	Sound Effects Not all weapons are recommended for everyone... by white_draigon
	Mondays.....sigh sneak sneak Also by naasyu by seel24
	All Ears Place dubloons here. by tdyans
	Xannie-Bo-Bannie I'll see if I can fix it fer ya! by 5tnt
	Gone Fishing All the joys of underwater fishing. by kuro_eagle
	Scholarly Thoughts Who knew that knowledge could be so funny! by philandrew
	Mootix Madness - We Have A Winner! Pt. 1 OMG! by leoness
	Stardeath & Stardeath #1: "Temple of the 1,000 Tombs" Why can't you ever listen to me... by stardeath2600
	When Coconuts Go Bad... Fun at the beach! by buddy__blankies
	Neopian Circumstances When Boochi attacks... Also written by cateeroo by nefily
	Don't Even Ask - Meepit vs Feepit So... we meet again. by sarahreye
	Cracked Up - Island Chef I need a new nose pin. by cnegri33
	The Swamp Ghoul You were saying? by zelda2222
	It All Boils Down to... We just can't help it... by clep_web
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Blah blah blah blah... by kittylin
	I Can't Hear Myself Think! I need to find the volume control to my mind! Art by tiger_tabby by patjade
	Reality Check Don't judge a person by their looks. by xx_freaky_xx
	Being Evil Isn't Easy Being evil JUST isn't easy anymore sighs by chibi_zoo
	UNLIMITED "Meerca Chase" by iluvdrawing
	Trainer's Job Catch the ball! by darkadoom
	Tiger Farm Why it's not good to farm Petpets! by goldchocobo21
	Twin brothers Hey, you know Punchbag Bob? by ssjelitegirl
	Qnde & Szoo: Speak Tyrannian! Tyrannian is not an easy language... by shubi5
	Disturbeded The downfalls of having clouds as flooring... by disturbeded_banana
	Bad Carma Some battledome challenges just shouldn't happen this way... by armadi
	Squirrilia's Pages: Petpet Delights Dear Diary... by accasperberry3
	A Spooky Halloween, part 1 The Pant Devil attacks! by ghostkomorichu

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SDB: Parting is Grief

Picture this: You’re standing in front of a towering, gray vault. As the lock twists open, you take a step back. The door swings and a mountain of old junk and new junk starts to fall, toppling from the peak of the vault until you’re able to swim in it. Surrounding you are old books, toys, food that has probably rotted, petpets, codestones, trading cards...

Other Stories

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Tina's Dream
Everyone but Tina suddenly burst into giggles then, as if the human was just some big joke. One of the babies, a Uni, turned to Mar and managed to squeal, "You were right! Your owner's real funny!"

by kelly947

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Mayhem for Millions! a Minion’s Memoir
Minions are not only evil, but they understand evil in a way that only an evil minion can. For instance, chocolate and asparagus ach y fi? If you understand that you must be an evil minion...

by algy13

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Parting is Grief: a Neopian Packrat's Guide
Why not sell most of your stuff? Now, I understand that there are some things that are good to keep hold of, maybe like gifts, expensive things and items that hold sentimental value, but everything else is just junk.

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Guide to Competitive Pricing and a Profitable Shop
It sounds like a simple thing to put things in your shop, price them and wait for the money to come into your till. But there are just a few smart things you can do to make sure you get the most out of your stocked items...

by fruitychiagirl

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A Royal Quest: Part One
The sky was blue and cloudless, the air was hot and humid, and Fighter was no more than three days old. His owner had abandoned him...

by poopdoo134

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Trapped Within a Dream: Part Four
She gasped and sat bolt upright in bed, rubbing her eyes. Somehow, some way, she had managed to sleep through the night with her heart pounding the way it had been since Dr. Reynolds had given her the incredible news. "You're hired."

by chibicelchan

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