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Issue: 242 | 2nd day of Relaxing, Y8

Comics

	Disadvantage It's hard to be... by tristess
	Nightmare Muahhaha! by sunny_pet
	I Need WATER! Thhirrsty!! by dark_exodia88
	Random Stuff Cousis the Kau loves to collect flowers... But she had never seen that one before! by p0king
	Kat's Daze "GERRONIMOOO!!!" by hanna_dc
	The Adventures of Leona and Kaa: Lunch anyone? But it's very nutritious. by _ob1_kenobi_
	Flarisal's Comic Life: The Ear and Tail Problem This comic has a lot of "knots" in it... by akress
	Leave it to Sproginess Who are you making that cake for? by worldbystorm
	Spyder Factory Well, they DO look alike... by wereninj
	Random Silliness Something's fishy... Art by cute_little_cat by dragonanz
	The Professor's Log Another informative experiment by ProfessorDizzy... by allyson0226
	Baby Lennies Why do Baby Lennies have lines in their heads? by animalluvor94
	Lost... Or Not Lost one day, grounded the next. by im_a_dudette
	MADNESS Next time, listen to your neopet before painting them... by bluefornmoon
	To Be Unnormal Or Not to Be Normal Ahh, the lab ray. The perfect way to confuse your pets! by danish_demon
	Off Track Who's really at fault here? by klipsan
	TrueBloo Some folks have all the luck! by imperial_drannian
	Simple Sketches It must be a really exclusive shop. by purpleplayingpenguin
	High Voltage - Strange Meepits! Hmmm...how strange. Very strange. by uslibra
	The Gallion Ranch Maybe you should be more patient... Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Hissi Fit I guess that answers our question. by jv_4057
	Modern Marvels Just a little healing springs fun... by flarethdragon
	Grundo: a PIN Problem There are never enough comics featuring Grundos, cookies, and P.I.N. systems. by aquarocket
	Neo Mania! Doctors And WHERE, I wonder, did all these people come from? 0_o by unis_lover200
	A Room With an Aisha Think of a room, think think of a room with an Aisha. by robbydude5
	Hug Me! Never ignore a Huggy. by wsprite
	Trigger Happy Some things should be left unsaid. by scarletspindle
	OutOfWhack! Riddle me this... by bluepen
	Underwater "Fishing" Some might call that an unfair advantage. Also by xpropugnator by gliderames
	MiaFaery What should we do? by kinohi
	Ways to Destroy a Pesky Owner Can I interest you in buying? by zipperaward
	The Adventures of Zezzer! Happy Birthday, Zezzer? Sometimes it's the thought that counts. Written by king_kino by peri0neo
	Just Consider The trials of paint brushes... by sandozi
	2537 Sakhmet Slums Don't remind me... by l3luepheonix
	The Esophagor, Quest-giver & Interior Designer Who would've guessed that the big, scary Esophagor has such a cute hobby? by krychek2001
	Harry the Wadjet Cake is yummy. by queen_starshine
	The Koustov Chronicles Sometimes prior research should happen before a big investment. :( by whitelupe7227_232
	The Pixel Platter Signs are there for a reason... by zebraxas
	The Slorg Named Button Life in space is strange. by rl337
	UnNormal - Rooms Made of Clouds How cozy. by cozygen
	Only A Name Beware of song flowers... they are non-refundable. by sweetcheeks920
	That's Crazy! How metal and vegetables don't mix... by heythats_rad
	Kadoatery Kaos #1: Picky eaters finish last Nothing but the best... by twiddl3d33
	Nancy and Mancy Potatoes...? by xxcoco_powderxx
	A Petpet Life The Meepits have taken over the Neopian Times. by _narnia_wolf_
	101 Ways To Defeat Meuka Oh yeah?! by bulbabean
	Sophie's Stew Turned Bad Can this be the first sign of cannibalism?!?! by mythical_creature_
	Peophin Problem Donut, oh goodie..... by angelfish1985621
	A Look Back Fyora and the Earth Faerie take a trip back in time and find some surprises. Also by elpheba by macleod22789
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 11 by the_darkjedi
	Annoying- Happy Birthday Fyora!!!! Happy birthday, Fyora!!!! by 900duckling
	Fyora's Day Trouble Today is a special day. by electricuted

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