There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots

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Issue: 247 | 7th day of Swimming, Y8

Comics

	Kawaii - Dice-a-roo 2 Must resist! by crow213
	What's Wrong with Neopia Today... It would be scary if he offered a Milk Chocolate Kacheek... :) by omomake
	OutOfWhack Why you should be nice to your petpets... or something. by bluepen
	BD Cup... The Beginning Yatta! by mousemage
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 14 by the_darkjedi
	Moshi Moshi Cower before me, lupe! by mewtru
	A Day Like This At the Battledome... by platinum247
	UnNormal - Spoiled? How can you call me spoiled? by cozygen
	Inside the Turmaculus What it REALLY looks like. by ashee2222
	Lost Integrity The Apocalypse is upon us. by _demon_master
	Uni Horn Nice costume... by jamice_muff_muff
	Just Another Comic Warning: Do not eat the dung! by jamz76
	Super Attack Pea Can Super Attack Pea be a hero? by cwog
	Qnde & Szoo: Missing Peas Is there a difference? by shubi5
	Nymph Everyone's a critic. by khoste
	Nutty on Neo: On Neoquest Get a breath mint, get a life. by ziggyneo387
	Neopups It's the werelupe who attacked the city! by coshi_dragonite
	Whoa Why you shouldn't take end-of-the-year dares... by goldstar_goten
	VERY Random Events: The Toilet You should probably teach your pet how to use the toilet before you put it in your neohome... by the_panther17
	MSPP Troubles The day someone donated the MSPP trading card to the money tree... by rng5
	The Callahan Files What do you want? by caloriemuncher
	Mutants Do It Best Hmm... he needs something... by virtie
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild Time for a walk. by wallaroo42
	Totally Random: Episode Three There's a downside to the new map... by _kristina_anne_
	The Ever-Changing Comic Well, the view is nice. by purpleplayingpenguin
	BOO - The Comic Hammie the Chia makes an unpleasant discovery. by n00b3h
	Dangerously Insane That hand is very crafty. by leah_51293
	Petpetpet Trepidation Chapter 5, Section B states... Concept by impishmars by mao_mau
	Adventure!!! Adventuring has never been this postmodern! by moonage_daydream201
	The Chronicles of Hairball - Kad Theory Destroyed The artists weren't lazy when it came to the Kadoatery. We promise. Also by elphebia by macleod22789
	Tooth Faerie Scheme One of Ty's simplistically brilliant schemes. by singing_charmander
	Hiss Buzz Episode 1: How not to fake a language. by undefinded
	Copy & Paste Beware: Yellow snow. by phenran
	ALTADOR ERRORS - Terror Mountain vs. Maraqua Hmm... Maybe we should rethink this... by lightmik3000
	And All That Jazz No fair. by kiraki325
	Intellectual Twaddle It is made of ice, right? by katu_fushigi

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Guide for Manly Men

All of the following things do not contain one manly thing about them: the color pink, Usuki dolls, shades of purple, the Rainbow Pool, faerie magic, Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop… And that’s nothing. Believe or not, Neopia is overrun mainly by femininity, which makes it increasingly difficult for a mega manly man pet to survive. The effect that females have had upon Neopia is overwhelming and opens up so many questions. Why are all the faeries...

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A Balthazar-Faerie Tale
I haven't seen poor Fuhnah since she told me this story. I hope she hasn't gotten herself caught again.

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An Interview with Hannah & Gwyl
I'm here to talk to two of Neopia's well-known characters – and ask them a few questions o' course. This here is Hannah (the Brave)...

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How to Play Yooyuball... Without a Yooyu!
So you've caught Altador Cup fever and you want a piece of the action, but you don't live in Neopia, so you can't get hold of a Yooyu? No problem!

by rookina

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Past Reflections: Part One
"There's a female Zafara headed towards the city... W-we didn't expect much of her at first, but she knocked out every trained guard with a single strike..."

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We All Had Each Other: Part One
Just like every one of the young pets in his neighborhood, he was an orphan. Times had been tough on the Citadel, and they had learned to fend for themselves...

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