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Issue: 346 | 6th day of Relaxing, Y10

Comics

	Shoyru Adventures: Battledomers! Part 2 The Battledome: Fun for all ages! by lawrence_189
	Medical Tree: Thrift Shop They have feelings too! by leetmango
	The Class of '08 Part Eleven I'll give the questions individually... by _dead_meat_x_
	Poor Parlax 2 sigh by fwipinator
	Tiny But Tough - Priorities, Priorities... THE FOOD!!! by crazy_kathy
	Refreshing Break It is sooooo hot... Idea by oni_no_tsume by cevierakasky
	Pros and Cons of The Petpet Laboratory Is it really good for your petpet? by cawzer2
	Sometimes You Have To Wonder Because we all want to know what's up with that darn Grundo Plushie. by folkloric
	3 Kougras + 1 ? Finding food on the floor... by unfaithful_enigma
	TV BREAK! Is it really a girly name? by x_artiii_x
	The Trouble With Robots When Missy's singing goes too far... by dragon_child_
	The Evalution of Insanity Hissi Day 08 by the_foster_home235
	Sanctuary And the plot thickens. by xtermination
	Camoflauge Evacuation Drill Please run and hide in the nearest bush or tree. Script by spiral333 by pheonix_firewing
	Neopian Tragedies When trading pets became all right... by fjant
	Gone Batty Poor, poor Chico... by dogsndragons
	AFK Gamers The truth behind the plot. by kukyomisimi
	Happiness is... Besides, you can always just lick it off... by luckyfishie
	Zap by the Ray I'm going to eat all your Neopets food when you aren't looking! by cynthiac369
	Kajillion: The Floating Illusen Doll Downsides by bettyming
	Maya & Minki - Business Trouble What could have made them think that? pokes sign by manisha_3_3
	Think Before You Buy You might wind up wasting your money. by nancy_drew_obsessed
	Snow Woes It's only a Keychain... by harucho
	neoSPLASH What's the threat here?... Oh. by pacute_2121
	Famous Friends are Handy! The benefits of befriending the Easter Cybunny... by starlite1287
	Symol Treasures Did you find anything? by greenladysoap
	Slorg adventures #3 Fly backwards? by _kiplala_
	Over Loaded Wow. Written by geneames1 by summerschilde
	Restocking Madness #2 Being banned just isn't cool... Also by feverlama by hypno_the_cat
	Battle Problems - Bombs One fateful day... Idea and original script by spiritdweller13 by hubadawaha
	Bumper To Bumper Darn! We should have turned right at that black-hole... by books86

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Rather than being a step-by-step guide on how to achieve a particular avatar, I decided to compile a guide that gives advice on how to approach the whole process of earning a gaming-related avatar to hopefully give you a much better chance of success. So dip in and out and try the suggestions as they apply to you and I'm sure I shall soon see you on the Avatar Chat displaying the fruits of your labour...

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The Black Mist
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Life of a Plushie
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Keeping Your Lab Pet Happy
Some tips on how using the Lab Ray can be a profitable and fun experience for both you AND your pet!

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Introducing Destruct-O-Match 3!
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Ten Acts Of Kindness, A Techo Story: Part Six
"They want to record MY words?" asked the Techo Master in astonishment. "Why me?"

by indulgences

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The Darkest One - Book 1: Bringer of Night - Part Three
Seth beamed and snuggled under his blankets. Altador felt welcoming, like a home he'd never known before...

by amwolford

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