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Issue: 434 | 12th day of Running, Y12

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	The Bunker - The Surprise (Part 6) The PPL would like me to remind all of you to hug your Huggies at least three times a day. Thank you. by hubadawaha
	Flaming Soup I haven't seen you two here before. Written by dark_slammer by kumobear_sirius
	Star Gazers Free ice cream! Idea by neopokepirate by neojedi11
	Live & Laugh Neopets aren't the only ones who can wear shoes. :) by kipsie
	Little House on Roo Island: Tyrants Perhaps I shouldn't have asked... by kanalusa
	Just Another Day Optimism to the extreme. by miacirclegirl
	Food for All - Dish #2 1 hour after leaving home... by maiinoki
	Doodle Dandy: Substitute Balloon pop by neonbunny
	Snort Attack Never mess with a Moehog by pumbling
	Short End of the Stick I got it way worse, dude... by spottedstorm_
	The Adventures of Gaudii and Kalinka Gaudii and his Petpet Kalinka come across a Chia and Lupe only place known as 'Chia Land'. by angel_of_shadowryou
	The Misadventures of Joey Sparko Be careful what you wish for. by tjtheredfox
	The Modern Age Why all foods should be wrapped... by allanlew11377
	3 Royals plus 1 - one What are you doing, my dear? by white_tiger0226
	Neoventures #5 Desperate times call for desperate measures by guardianpinkneko
	Neotastic~ A short visit at Coltzan's Shrine. by brother_red
	Complicated Nonsense Just don't look her in the eyes. . . by cannontella
	Battle Potatoes: Literal Thinking Always watch your wording; some people may take it a tad too literally... Idea by dicescape by ivie_outrage
	LOL!!! Peanuts? by jessijenni
	Origami thud by missshiningdelite
	Oh Wow! ~ Robot Pets I am as strong as steel! by cheetah_spots123
	Too Cute Isn't this just the perfect day for a picnic? by pdonkeh
	Icy Sapphires That's nice. by lizard610
	No Sugar You can have an apple. by pawz11
	Neoits Yoko just really hates when they call her that... by azumangarules04
	Mongo the Elephante v.s. the BD Glitch from Heck New Battledome Challenger! Also by stoicjohn by larkspurlane
	Talk About Random Plushies are friends, not food! by buizelmaniac
	Overbearing Mother "Enter the Cave"... by fantaisha
	Neopests! #1: TDMBGPOP Don't forget: it's magical! by maraqua_royal
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles (Part 1 of 3) In which we see that panels are the difference between gravity and an outer-space-like-vacuum. by pikemaster1
	Note to Self Ever wanted to have a faerie paint brush? by pannytjuh13
	Oh No! That darn Boochi... by ripror
	Chianators Cheater? Noo, I wouldn't call it thaaaaat.... by roxanna203
	The Pirated Loli: from the Misadventures of Kermy Dedicated to Bag66 and her lovely Kacheeks :D by my_lil_ones
	Kiochi-Painters Why there aren't many neo-painters out there... by chibino
	Springtime in Moltara To be finally free! by opentaniec
	Light House Life The gang visits Meridell castle... by louishooper
	Island Pals: Bottled Faeries FREEDOM!!!!! by heathersis
	Why Florg Is Really Crying! Now, Florg, be a good boy... by rooislandbaby
	Sketch Parade! A cautionary tale about the fury of Tahiti Jones... by glitt_

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