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Issue: 452 | 16th day of Swimming, Y12

Comics

	Defenders of a Feather: A Frosty Encounter 2 You actually thought... Also by zexyfan1 by charybdis7
	Surprise, Happy Birthday Turn off the lights! Idea by axe_raider by joel_hudson
	The Pursuit of Randomness - Part 2 of 7 They provide us with meals. Script by uber_ruti by moonflwr786
	The Haunt Of Howl Hall, Part 5 It was probably just the spyders. Yes, that's it. by buizelmaniac
	Oh Dear... Adventure! Too bad there's no new worlds in Neopia left to discover... :( Art by abigail_78 by xox_cloud_xox
	Neopian Shopping Donuts? by redwall12800
	400 NP Later... The real lesson is not to spin the Wheel of Knowledge. by nyctosaurus
	Sal's Pals An apple a day keeps the doctor in your way. by melonswift
	Before Neopets had Wardrobes OH NO! You are trapped in a circle! by quadricat
	Background Trouble Escrsia learns she should think before wanting to change her background. by oliviathedog
	KA Komics Don't worry, the Aisha was saved... Eventually. by kougra_adoptables
	Not Quite Random Events Amazing Relic (not painted Relic) by perdita136
	The Zombie Paint Brush Surprise!! by lumnatii
	The Perils of Cooty Wars Antwerphs DO love to snack on petpetpets... by icon109
	How to Deal With Annoying Siblings Enjoy! by icysnowe
	And More One Petpetpet... Grrrr!! by larenchan
	Somewhere Ever wonder? by star_of_destiny909
	Ice and the gang Thanks, but I'd rather not. by icedrive
	Some Neo Greetings! You better look out for that Grarrl. o_O by chinchy_rox72
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild Such a pain in the... back. by wallaroo42
	Funthing Has Happened!! Someone has problem with his/her pet. =o by white_tiger0226
	Worst of Both Worlds When two games collide... by oceanologist
	Light House Life The scarab travels for miles... by louishooper
	Food for All- Dish #14 Where are we going now? by maiinoki
	The Next Big Thing Talk about being a big cup fan! by umbreon133
	Neopian Notion "Some say he was last seen at Slushie Slinger..." by neo_heiro
	Crazed and Dangerous: Make Some Noise! If only he would stop yelling in my ear. . . by monkeylover5913
	Yooyuball Champion It takes guts... and a bigger purse. by agentwerehog
	the dark side Being magma has its disadvantages... by vira8
	Yard Work It's that thing, you know? by christa_iz_cool
	Disadvantages Of New Colors o_e by kawaiibacacheese

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