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Issue: 461 | 17th day of Gathering, Y12

Comics

	The Haunt Of Howl Hall, Part 14 Embarrassment... by buizelmaniac
	The Perils of Being a Labrat: Lab Stats -Whooooa- Idea by id_24 by lucylu317
	Faerie Fables: Part 2 of 4 Negg Faerie by purplebee2000
	Speak No More That new flatulence soundtrack is a real killer... by laehlani
	Wardrobe Woes I hate glitches. by _vinegirl_
	Neopups Comics Clockwork Yooyu can give out good souvenirs sometimes. by coshi_dragonite
	Chew Before You Swallow I suppose a simple sorry wouldn't cut it. by dusty
	Caution: May Bite Welcome to Tanni's, may I take your order? by beastybas
	Tin Box: Pound It Pound It... yeah. by thegoddesofxweetok1
	Work in Progress 4 - Jelly Woes Some jelly should be relabeled Gross Food. by gammock
	Floppy Tongue It's hard to tell others you have it. by kittytoes
	One Fish, Two Fish The Replacement, part 1 by fish_puddle
	Famous -- New Clothes Part 1 Where did Cereais get those new clothes? Read and find out. by arctic_wolf___
	Question How do you get to Faerieland with no wings? =/ by irishpoet
	Neopets Physics Wonders The Flight of a Skeith by hidden_0_o
	Bread and Butter Breadfish by _epiphany_
	Behind The Scenes: Second-Hand Does he even have a nose? by elyk442
	In the Name of Science I mean, really, what's next? Stained wood tables? by lombre
	Snazzy-ish: Independence She IS two years old, you know. :O by neon_leaf
	Adolescents - Zombie Zombie! by kineclap
	A Sweet Quest The Snow Faerie has a secret...! by mythical_book
	Spooky #100!! Komo and Tombstones work out their differences... maybe. by ghostkomorichu
	A Fated Encounter A chocolate Chia finds her way into the annual Chocolate Con, and hilarity ensues. by kiwibutter
	Don't Take It Literally... Chocolate? by x__sayitaintso__x
	The Choco Factor It was for the best, if you think about it. by jillstreeter
	Spots, Dots and Carrots Dreaming about faeries can be dreaming about fear-ies... by lovisa966
	The Dangers of Being Chocolate Beware of owners. Art by ravemuch by blinkie_x2
	The Wheel of Mediocrity ...It can happen. :) by adventure21
	Team Mayhem What Flavor is a Negg? by dark_moon_blossom
	Chocolatey Obsession What really goes on inside a chocolate factory? by iced_cookie1
	Neopian Neophyte - Never Ending You will never have enough money to satisfy your curiosity. by leedom111
	Silly Tales! The Annual Chocolate Ball by spudcake133
	A Chocolatey Situation Very chocolatey. by kazumasiera

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"Sylfio's Ice Cream Sodas" by emrozi
"I have an idea," said Tinost. "Why don't we go take a look around the Chocolate Factory? Sometimes they do tours." Sometimes they do tours. Have you ever had that happen to you? Where someone says a tiny little insignificant sentence, and the next thing you know your entire life has changed?

Other Stories

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Struck by Darkness
Keiro the Glowing Bruce was strolling confidently along the main street of the Neopian Marketplace on a clear, dark night, with not a fear in the world.

by burning_shadows_79

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Streetwise
The Crown City of Meridell was a bustling hive of activity, and for the moment Perry was just one more face in the crowd. That, however, was about to change.

by shinkoryu14

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An Über Fan: Revealed!
What if, for you, EVERY DAY was Fyora Day?

by schoolwars

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How to Score an Invite to the Annual Chocolate Ball
To truly enjoy the experience of the Chocolate Ball, you must be a chocolate enthusiast.

by frosted_chooch

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Vonde and the Mutant Yooyu Conspiracy: Part Four
Vonde stared at Kargemor. The Yooyu's face was twisted by hatred and insanity and he was staring at the trio with an infuriatingly smug smile.

by hellehond

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The Tales of Maraqua: Part Two
Then the whirlpool came.

Art by desert_gp_dragon2oo5

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5

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