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To Work is to Live #9

Oh Em Gee I'm M.S.P~!

by shamaela
Funny Food - Part 5/5

This line is so long!

Also by melovechias

by ilovejonulrich

Greyscale: Auctioneer

Common puns find their way into Neopia. It's classic! It's monochromatic!

by toffeedatepudding
Sassi Comics: Family Menu

She's coming!

by seiya_from_ashes
So Says the Slorg.

Ooga Booga! Ba dun dun!

by supercheezee
P&P: The Map

Check this out!

Also by mumumuchan

by johnny_depps_girl101

The Adventures of Pet Ownership: Pirate vs. Vampire

Don't eat him yet, Kikhos!! He still owes me 6 levels from Deadly Dice. o.o

by shadow_rep
Simple Tasks

Alright, kid, your task is to mop this hall...

by ssjelitegirl
OTL: Wheel of Excitement

More like Wheel of HIGH HOPES for frugal Neopians... *sigh*

by kamagirin
The Fair Folk

Perhaps next time you should bring cold iron to negotiate...

by miranai
Limbo.edu

Zombies can be frightened too...

by specialed_squad
Second Rubbish Dump?!

So many choices!

by ghostwitch007
Mud Coffee

The world may never know...

by goron0000
Faerieland Problems

A beautiful day in the Faerie City...

by kikale107
"When!"

Just say...

by rowdy420
A GIANT MEEPIT!

Yay, my first ever key!

by unisarethebest2004
Out of Line

Even when you have fingers, it doesn't mean you have fingers.

by narutoluvr935
Like Clockwork - Part Two

You know they're really determined when there's pink backgrounds and action lines involved.

by keshia_songwings
Tig; Solo

Clearly it's a solo performance.

by firefriendsforever
A Spooky Halloween, part 3

At least he's being honest!

by ghostkomorichu
Daily Perils

Apple bobbing isn't for everyone.

by zombie_ninja_cat
A Faerie's Costume Choice

The Daily Lives of Illusen and Jhudora

by seoulful
Immeasurable Enthusiasm

My pet is rather excited for the Battledome update... I think. He's hard to read sometimes.

by ssj3gotenks18
Welcome To My Life

I bet you're wrong.

by jambammer
 
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Customizing with Neopoints



As two people who absolutely adore neopoint and neocash customization one thing we hear a lot is that it's so hard to customize with only neopoint items. With so many people limited to only neopoints customization, we thought we would give out some pointers and tips on how to maximize your customizations with only using the neopoint items currently available. First tip we can offer...



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BBQ Chips
The walls were blue, the household objects were blue, and he himself was a particularly prismatic and vibrant hue of imperial cyan. Totally not blue. Imperial cyan.

by sixthstop

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The One About the Lab Ray
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. 

Though it wasn't particularly loud, it was enough to awaken the Scorchio. Reaching over with a lazy gnarled hand, he bopped the Beepallite alarm clock on its head...

by jack_skelling10


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Questioning the Coconut Shy Quiggle
Today I am here to bring you an interview with a very elusive Neopian, in fact, so elusive that we do not really even know his real name.

by impellent

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Smashing Your Way Through TNT Staff Smasher!
For years, this game has been the bane of many Neopians' existence. It is annoying, infuriating, and, most importantly, has an avatar!

by beautyfairy5555

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Tales from Number Five: Under the Highest Sky - Part Two
The woods was his favourite place, a place filled with wonders yet to explore. He often imagined himself as being an explorer in a foreign land, or an adventure, or a knight with a sword.

by rider_galbatorix

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The Golden Elephante: Part One
"Get your scrolls here!" a Pteri at the stand opposite him bellowed, quickly appraising the Krawk and giving him a cheerful wink. "The cheapest scrolls in Sakhmet, and all ancient, too!"

by rachelindea



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