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	Delectable Delicacy: Part 1 "Wait, pets like this stuff...?" Storyboard by blink_darkphoenix by raiane_flarean_1
	Trouble with portals .... by aplacplac
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	To the future Never return... by _angel_852
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The Definitive Ranking of Neopian Turkeys

There is a great time of year for eating turkey, when the weather gets cold and family comes together. Guess what? It’s almost that time of year again! Time to start saving up to buy mashed potatoes, cranberries, rolls, baked beans, pies, and of course, turkey! Mmm… turkey. Wait–you’re not doing your shopping yet? Awkward... Anyway, when that time comes around, as you’re dreaming about the perfectly roasted turkey that you want to eat, you head on out to the food shop and… what? There’s more than one kind of turkey? How are you ever going to decide? Never fear! I have created this guide to help you pick out the very best kind of turkey, starting with the worst and slowly moving up to the best. And if you’re planning a party and need the perfect side dishes, you’re in luck! I’ve included a few helpful suggestions with each turkey.

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The First Light of Neopia
The land is cold and muddy. There is no breathable oxygen, there are no plants, and the skies are filled with smog (poisonous should it be inhaled). Not a sound can be heard from all over the planet expect in one place.Over a ridge and through a cave, down deep into the lowest parts of the planet is a creature.

by steve_km

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What Altadorian Constellations Mean for You - 2/3
I’m sure you’ve been waiting with bated breath for the next installment of Altadorian constellation folklore. I hope that my readers found the first chapter both entertaining and informative. For those of you who may have missed out, here is a short summary of what you need to know...

by kayahtik

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The Magic of Neopian Music
Upon reading the new features today, I saw that the Neopian Times was looking for articles about all that is magical. Now while this article isn’t about magic in the spells and maniacal evil sort of way, I decided to make an article on the magical music themes we are so lucky to have in our flash games!

by m0nster_rancher

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The Curse of the Impatient Seamstress:Part Four
Jhudora slumped down on her couch. It was only noon, but she was already tired. Hissing at people and holding her hands in a threatening manner was tiring.

by rocksysmom

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Jolla and the Magic of the Dream Fortress:Part Two
Jolla woke during the afternoon and emerged from her bedroom to see Phanta sitting in the fortress’s hall, visibly tired. Jolla herself felt exhausted, too.

by miraday

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